I think these are excellent - would you be okay if I used them in an academic/industry presentation? Properly cited and attributed, of course

Any notion of the playoff probability swing from Detroit and Montreal tonight??

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

When the email says 'per my last message' and you have no choice but to escalate…

Storm Duck

I reckon the Stars win the cup.