A bovine styled fantasy character holding a massive shield and a hammer

"Bastion! Bas, for friends!"

🛡️Firbolg Guardian

🛡️Friendly, forward and optimistic

🛡️ Adventurer for trade

🛡️ By Noize

#FantasyRP • #DnDRP

I love saying "why would I lie?" when I'm lying.

I'm going to need more notebooks...

Well, I'm clearly retired anyway.

[This] request, though, I [am] rather well-suited for. How much talent are we seeking?

That's not really a [kind] of dancing, dear.

Better the great than the awful.

[She rolls onto her stomach, chin propped on her little, withered green hands to look up at him.]

Tell me about that?

I had the most dreadful feeling that you were referring to me.

[She makes no attempt to hide the hint of satisfaction that belies her words.]

And for what purpose did you seek me?

Dare I ask?

Everyone is shaped by the world they live in. What made them choose this life?

"There's a number of monstrous things I could turn into, with a number of monstrous tongues. I can think of a few you'd enjoy better than a worm's."

So what kind will you deign to do?

"How crude of an answer am I allowed to give you while I look like this?"

A valley far, far away from here.

[The erratic movements and speech calm. She watches the sky until her goblin eyes flick to his.]

Very quiet, lots of farmers and horses. What about you?

Says the one who [can't] dance.

@unlikelysun.bsky.social "Darling? Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Unless...

No, I'm as brash as I am good at dancing.

[SPLAT. She falls flat on her back. That'll smart, but she laughs anyway.]

Uff! The Shaar!

You first, I'm having fun.

[She is going to fall quickly if she keeps this up.]

[Honestly, she didn't know she still had that in her. Maybe her old bones are more flexible than she thought. She turns away from him and drops back into a bridge, sticking her tongue out at him upside-down.]

Everywhere! All the time! Thanks!

RUTHIE HI!!

[It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles -

but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]

Is it your culture?

[She turns into a goblin.]

You know, I've never.....

If a corpse could wheeze...

You are an absolute delight!

I'm going to polymorph you. | Into a horse? Again?

Bright?

"And I you!

Would you like me to look into acquiring some adamantine for the supports?"