Sweet (astronaut) dreams everyone. May your mission be successful and you remember every second of it

Furiously taps top of head every 5s since 2016…

Just strained a thumb muscle opening a jar of salsa. AMA

You’ll know when huge “yes” bets happen on Kalshi 30m before the announcement

I’ll know from the fireworks in my neighborhood

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That wave was Morse code for T O R T U R E

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Thanks!

IOW, do you like the car and are rightfully upset about the limited run, or do you dislike the car and the limited run is salt in the wound?

Serious question: If you drove < 30 miles a day around town, have a minivan for long car trips, a charger in your garage, and tend to own vehicles for 15+ years, would you buy a 1-2 year old Prologue with 15-20K miles on it? Asking for a me.

When I saw this, the “to write it down” line of your post wasn’t visible and my brain auto completed it with “to update it”.

Because as luck would have it, that’s my exact next PR 😂 Updating docs

Nathen with a box of fucks

My handful of fucks

I love that @nathenharvey.bsky.social is making sure we all have enough fucks to give

Hope you feel much better very soon

Yes, that, too!

I found the F1TV app for the past few years very rarely had spoilers on the key frame for the video or in the description. They did have a problem of sometimes asking and sometimes not asking to start from the beginning if you tune in mid race, though.

Yep, and the worst part is he’s seething with glee.

Nobody asked “what if you FA forever and don’t bother worrying about the FO?”

An implied understanding is that with FAFO, that you are self aware when you FO. The feedback loop closes. Once again, nobody threat modeled the FA without the FO because that makes no sense. But here we are.

Yep, several suburban real estate offices with 1.5-2h lawns with trimming.

Of course I’d have to hire folks to scale up, but late 90s I was at $50-75/hr and that was undercutting pros by $20 per cut.

I mowed 7 lawns a week and worked at an ice cream shop as a teen. I could have kept mowing lawns and taken it more seriously and been happy enough despite me recently getting tested off the charts for grass and tree allergies 😂

Probably owning/running some kind of landscaping/mowing business

1. Max wattage - my kitchen plugs share a circuit with a few other things
2. Cord length and where it comes out of the unit
3. Outer dimensions!!
4. Slot dimensions!!!! 1 in 10 listings can actually answer “how big a slice can fit in this?” Which is the biggest reason to regret your purchase

Went with a newer model of the Hamilton Beach that we had for 22 years. My feedback to whomever does the product listings for toasters: you need to provide several pieces of info to prospective online buyers:

I just used 40% of my phone battery shopping online for a toaster. AMA

Ian Coldwater makes a statement before the Minneapolis City Council. They wear a black knit hat and a vintage KubeCon EU 2019 (Barcelona!) t-shirt - a shirt which some of you also probably have in a drawer. The lower third from this livestream says: March 03, 2026 Committee of the Whole Temporary pre-eviction notice extension ordinance lims.minneapolismn.gov

Powerful statement earlier today from @lookitup.baby in support of a pause in evictions for Minneapolis families in this time of crisis.

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“…for the media/press…” and it’s so far been effective, unfortunately

My original tweet was worded that way, yes.

Impeach, remove, prosecute. And don’t skip any steps or stop short.