friendly reminder that this guy put his phone in water and then got confused when he found out it couldn't go in water

Why: putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea Reply: making Claude read these replies is an ai welfare issue Why: I'll take your word for it and apologise to Claude

If anyone's wondering what he's posting about ATM lol

It’s an honor to be blocked by the technical advisor who dipped their phone in a pool when it was overheating in order to cool it off and was surprised when it stopped working

All praise the Paper Mario...

picture of a Mexican Grey Wolf, a genetically distinct and endangered subspecies of wolf

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FUNNIEST POSSIBLE REASON

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

furries under 25 love to force themselves to think about art they think is gross to get performatively mad and instead of blocking the artist and minding their dumbass business, they shrink and transform into a little Ernst Rohm cosplayer just for proud boys to still want to shoot them in the head

Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

Vaccines are a more important and impressive technology than AI

A hook up with a straight dog.

He's trying his best.

#doberman #otter

It's still so crazy that in 2024 a huge chunk of bsky's userbase hit a peak of "we're ready to pay subscriptions for bigger features and support the platform, just tell us when it drops 🫡" and then within six months the Bsky team gleefully cut through all that good will with surgical precision

youtu.be/vszWsYOdnPg?...

me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

anyways fuck AI, and if you use AI for anything, I think your asshole should explode with acute diahrrea

BLUESKY STOP VIBECODING YOUR SHIT HOLY CHRIST

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Oooh :3

Since my last one got nuked, I started a new TG channel for my content + extra stuff. I'm just keeping it just to friends and mutuals this time just to be on the safe side, so feel free to DM me for the link if we are :3

Ass for reach

Do you want a taste of his claws?

:3c

A rooster standing at the edge of the ocean with the text 'if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day.'

Good Morning, World.

paternal joy is cool actually

https://www.theonion.info/

Hope u don't mind if i eat u out afterwards

Sorry, I hope you don't mind if I materialise onto your bed and twerk 🤞

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.