This guy was all sweetness and light when he was a potato but last Friday we went to the library and when it was time to leave he found a chair, sat on it with his back to me, and repeated "bye mammy!" in the hopes that I would just leave him there.
A photo of the judging panel for RuPaul's Drag Race. From left to right: Michelle Visage, RuPaul, T.S. Madison, and Bruno, a member of the Pit Crew whose job is ordinarily to stand around in a Speedo looking handsome. He looks thrilled to be sitting on the panel with everyone important, although a little out of place as he is still wearing a Speedo. The caption reads "when you accidentally become important at work".
Me sitting in the monthly team leaders meeting with my Black Philip mug and my Baby Yoda notebook.
I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”
I have had a DAY.
I'm as smug as I am disgusted.
It's a year today since our little familiar said goodbye. We think of her every day and miss her so much. ❤️🌈
youtu.be/cVuaamn_kwc?... Already my movie of the year.
violence is always bad! I'm smiling and laughing for a completely different reason, I'm thinking about something else.
Love your deft avoidance of the S word there.
That's kind of impressive in a terrible way.
He's a superstar and I really need the world to realise.
It's a wonder I never got scurvy TBH.
I might be exaggerating a bit but honestly my metabolism back then was insane.
Sometimes I remember when I was 22 and lived on crisps and Chinese food yet remained a TWIG. Now I need to commit to 3 spin classes before I've even finished my Easter egg. 🥲
This post on the Bridgerton subreddit made me laugh because it's so true. I also have this problem with Simone Ashley, she's SO beautiful that it's distracting!
Maybe we need to see a vet.
I have a question for anyone who:
•Has been a little boy
•Is raising or has raised a little boy
What's with the sticks? Every time we go for a walk we devote an inordinate amount of time to finding a cool stick. The rubric for this procedure is unclear.
My absolute favourite genre of animal.
Somebody gave me this book of cat memes years ago and Rowan is obsessed with it. His favourite page is "the lion!!!"
You'd never see me again.
My new least favourite thing is people who see you out with a toddler and are like "aww, you're doing such a good job!" as you're struggling with a buggy or looking under tables for a dropped dinosaur. I know I am, but help me or go away. 🥲
I've almost been flattened at least twice in the past month!
Thank you for the chills!
Front cover of the novel Her, by Harriet Lane.
You know me. I'm no stranger to a psychological thriller. I'm fairly shockproof even! But every so often one gets under my skin. The final pages of this book legitimately left me on the verge of a panic attack. This IS a recommendation. 😭 Thanks for the nightmares @harrietlane.bsky.social!
I'm honestly okay! It's just one of those days.
Don't mind me I'm just 🥹🥹
How dare you?!
Anyone could make that mistake!
