there will be a percentage who believe they are being an exotic fruit question

Calm down Israel, Trump wants a 'low key' genocide

Melania needs to be careful coming down stairs

oh Boro you've done it to me again, it's the hope that kills #UTB

on a lighter note.....toon ooot 😂

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Bet the fukka's sweating now

I'll be surprised if Putin allows the orange pedopresident to attack Iran, one of his major arms suppliers.

#UTB

Putin won't allow him to go to war with an allie and weapons supplier

Lando Norris F1 world champion baby, woo hoo

I've declared a no fly zone around tesco, gotta do a big shop tomorrow and the parking's arseholes

the horrible tower fires in hong kong will all turn out to be a fiendish deep state conspiracy, probably

Nothing like a staged terrorist attack to whip up the MAGA base. I do believe the POTUS would sink so low.

well, at least the Wolves family lost #UTB

Ticketmaster has just sent me 'Instruction for mobile entry into Gary Numan' .....not sure he'll appreciate that

fookin' Judas

#utb

some shit's gone down, Farage is on standby with a soundbite

21st century and we're still divided over imaginary sky daddies

he already did

nothing screams patriotism more than attacking the police and pissing on the streets of the capital while terrifying the women and children you claim to protect, way to go dickheads

I feel bad for all those who have to clear up the patriots piss in the capital tomorrow

Middlesbrough: Rob Edwards named Championship manager of the month for August Middlesbrough boss Rob Edwards is named Championship manager of the month for August.

Edwards named manager of the month for August www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/... #boro

Never expected a Maggie Thatcher love-in on LBC this morning, hurry back James Obrien

we were lucky today, loads of energy, hope we don't come unstuck #utb

Putin is a mass murdering fuckhead and Trump, by his own admission, is a very good friend. Forget Epstein. This is way worse.

not getting my hopes up but #UTB

Breaking. Criminal dictators meet to discuss the surrender and breakup of Ukraine

Dunno about you but 50 people show up on a boat and I feel my life severely threatened

Someone chuck a haggis at the fat orange shitgibbon