Smart if poss

Yes lad

Have a fantastic day sunshine. Looking great today

Breakfast.

When in Scotland etc

That looks a fantastic set list

Premium haggis in a tin

Breakfast

And buckfast of course

Most people I'd be worried having fish fingers for breakfast. But I reckon you'll be salivating over the opportunity

Scottish toffees ...

Where would I be able to watch the derby on Sunday (Celtic playing at the same time)?

Can travel to Ayr, Prestwick or Glasgow.

Currently just outside Kilmarnock.

Bravo

Off to the Scottish grand national this weekend. Despite living 15 minutes from aintree.

Could be messy

Very professional crew

We only went out for a pint

That photo is pretty much where we stand.

Lost 1-3 on Tuesday but it was still a great match to be involved in

Hope there's no snotballs on the plane

Detective comedy bargain!
Think The Big Lebowski but from Salford…

Short, fat , lairy legs

Snorted

It's good to see.

Is this the text you post when you need to alert everyone that you've been kidnapped?

Well done

Nooooooo. That's brutal

Burst out laughing at that

Good luck mate. Well done for the realisation and the perseverance. Sleep!

Exactly mate. You can only do so much

And announcing Porridge

One of the oldest most elusive sample mysteries, the stab from Spectrum - Brazil (1990) was finally sourced recently by garx. It's from a 1972 recording of God Save The Queen (from the L channel specifically), which ended up a staple sound in dance music re-sampled from Brazil many times afterwards.

More like your monster cans with limited edition flavours.

Monster fears even

A heinz variety of fears

"Other fears are available"

Proper laughed

I could see the bell jar being an oldie worldie euphemism for a condom

Show Business FACT: Comedy legend Frank Carson died of exhaustion, following a visit to a Jacob's factory.