Lol. Do you listen to The Best Show?

Mid is generous. Stoked to see Kim when she comes back to town!

I'm sure they've been begging her to come back and she's probably been like "no thanks." She's always been by far the coolest person in the band.

Good! Don't need his rfk jr energy stinking up the show.

a screenshot from the TV show Veep, where Kent is correcting someone who says "Happy Daylight Savings Time." It is, as Kent points out, "Daylight SAVING Time." No plural savings. Got it???

as we discuss B.C.'s announcement to adopt permanent Daylight Saving Time, let's not lose sight of what's important

Can't wait for part two!

this guy launched a coup from his country club but you’re not allowed to work from home

There are a lot of montages in this Pavement documentary. Also why am I watching this. Apparently one of these dudes breeds race horses now.

There is basically zero hockey in it. It's mostly humping and cheesy dialog.

I still don't believe Avatar is a real movie. It's all just been an elaborate hoax.

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We just watched it this week too. Sillier than what I remembered as a kid. Still gross as hell though!

What a fucker. Hopefully the pruning somehow leads to more plums next year! One year my ex's landlord pruned a tree in their yard and they discovered it was a plum tree the next spring when it started fruiting. It needed a pruning I guess!

Lol yeah I was wondering what was up with that!

I wish I had gone to NYC. Had a trip planned for March 2020 😭

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true

The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

A quick photoshop of the actor James Gandolfini's face onto Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.

Gandalfini

Stevie said “You'll never get away from the sound/Of the woman that loved you” and she meant it ✨

pizzapastaprozac 6h 1/20 A heist movie but it's Patti Lupone, Aubrey Plaza, and Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is the only Muppet, and it's simply never mentioned. She has several human male suitors, including Pedro Pascal. .. Replies + dropsofjam 2h Every time Miss Piggy looks in the mirror her reflection is played by Jennifer Coolidge, again, never explained.

This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

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Always sneaky bacon.

Larissa just did this for her Japan tour!

when people say "this isn't what I voted for" they should be forced to list what they DID vote for

We're rewatching Mad Man and Lou Avery just showed up. This is a particular brand of man that everyone knows: a dismissive, condescending, misogynist who takes no responsibility and makes zero effort to be pleasant or generous. These guys somehow continue to exist throughout time.

I don't think film critics should have to review the Marvel movies anymore. Like, I dunno. Should an art critic have to review those big pictures of tomatoes they hang on the wall at Subway? I think they belong in a different category.

Also, my parents loved to buy me the butch gifts I asked for but always in pink lol. Flannel shirt, hockey stick, baseball glove, etc. Sorry, still gay.