BREAKING: CEO shooter Luigi Mangione once participated in a ritual game where participants slowly hanged a man by guessing the letters of a secret word

"ah, yes, nosferatu," he chuckled, taking a sip of his scotch. "the simple man's twilight,"

Maybe the real folk hero was the memes we made along the way.

Everyone when the ceo shooter was revealed:

Nobody asked for this

he's a 10 but he brings a manifesto to McDonald's

I need her to put it on the physical album so bad

The book reader urge to read the new books instead of finishing my current book

he’s with us on the rez 🖕🏽

I never would've guessed

reading fics is so wild like wdym someone had the same need for a niche trope as me but they had it 10 years ago and they posted it and i'm reading it now

"but the story isn't mine anymore" being the last words she sings during eras surprise songs is so poetic i'm gonna be sick

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A Place In This World x New Romantics
Long Live x New Years Day x The Manuscript

dontcrydontcrydontcrydontcry

People who hated this film thought it was being serious when it wasn't

I'm not ready for it to be over

🚨| They are displaying pictures from all of Taylor Swift’s eras before the final show.

Guy says he can't find the time to teach his 8 yo to read but is trying to barter teaching some other kid the guitar and cooking for the woman who answers his ad because he won't be able to pay them???

Like why bother to homeschool if both of you aren't home to teach your kid😒

Both of them being awkward fanboys to each other is so funny😭😭😭

"Taylor is repeating outfits because she's filming." Boring take.
"Taylor is repeating outfits because everything else is already in the suitcase." Funnier, accurate and relatable.

That's When ft. Keith Urban I will avenge you😭

the moment where the cops find the monopoly money in the backpack is going to be such a good scene in the movie

Maroon's never beating the favorite allegations I fear

Pov: the food in your cat's bowl

“I have too many books”
-judgemental
-boring
-implies impulse-control issues

“The books... they have me.”
- mysterious
- occult
- implies you are at the mercy of a library of books that have gained sentience and are holding you hostage

#readingcommunity

me this entire weekend, who’s with me?

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#shadowthehedgehog