My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.

Eating a clock is very time consuming, especially when you go back for seconds

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.

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I just burned 2,000 calories! That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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