This organization is so embarrassing.

The 95 Tweetsies

Four coward fucking cunts standing outside of a vehicle prior to abducting a young man.

ICE is in Telford, PA. Please let anyone/everyone you know in the area. Be safe out there.

Matt Drzik with a nuclear take. SPORTS APP

if ICE isn't allowed to throw a stuffed penguin off the upper deck then neither is Gritty

Dear Demorcratic Party. In Virginia, the governor just did ALL THE THINGS you claim to believe in and never quite seem to do... and everyone said Oooooh people won't vote for that. Take notes. We are HERE for that. Quit pretending to be progressive... and PROGRESS! (de-typoed version) Midterms!

Peter Thiel working hard to emulate Andrew Ryan from Bioshock

Bunch of fucking Andy Bernards

John Fetterman, Pennsylvania’s most famous swine, wearing a Penguins Jersey with his dumb ass tie over top of it.

lmfao now a Flyers Sweep is a moral imperative.

There is so much work to be done to make our country less expensive and more affordable for working families.
 
This work is impossible without an independent Federal Reserve.

MARTY MCFLYER should be on t-shirts by tonight.

That’s solid.

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Weeks should start like this more often imho

How The Onion Won the Infowars Sale — and Shut Up Alex Jones for Good YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

The untold backstory of how @theonion.com has finally struck a new deal to take over Infowars — with the help of Sandy Hook families.

And what @bencollins.bsky.social plans to do with @timheidecker.bsky.social and Alex Jones' studio (and desk!)

🚨👀 youtu.be/jC7cZU5_hsU?...

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Rooting for the tech freaks’ space shit to fail is maybe our last recourse

These corporate Kabletown fucks have our man Krukker in a suit smdh

This is insane. That’s what I love AEW pay per views. There are no ads. I’m sure they slip something in every once in awhile but it’s barely noticeable.

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

On Tuesday in Annandale, Virginia, 49-year-old Dr. Cerina Wanzer Fairfax was shot and killed inside her home by her husband, former Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax, in a murder-suicide.

The couple’s two teenage children were inside the home when the shootings occurred.

www.cnn.com/2026/04/16/u...

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Seven years ago:

Sid Crosby waking up and starting his day the same way he always does: mayonnaise on an untoasted English muffin with a side of gherkin pickles

trumps appointees being alcoholic incompetents and trumps jan 6th supporters being pedophiles seems like something historians are going to be studying tbh

i think folks might be unfamiliar with "the pharisees", so let's make it clear: he's saying the jews run the press, and that they are conspiring to undermine the military. it's not just antisemitism, it's indistinguishable from nazism.

Fyre Festival Ass Navy

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.