Birria consomé

I'm sure I would laugh at your shitpost if it would load

It was a Muppet murder mystery

This is how children's media should be. Pants' shittingly terrifying

That’s real intelligence or RI

Congrats! 🎊

Dad Sneeze Season has begun.

I vote Fabuloso to be named America's drink of choice.

So many flavors that come in so many enticing colors

We need to do something about the west side of the country. Games are on too late over there

Wanna come over and listen to my California Raisins record tonight babe?

Is a table a charcuterie board?!

Glasses should come with a second pair so you can see well enough to clean the glasses you need to wear.

Me watching my (and his) Suns getting killed..

everything has gone downhill since subway stopped doing the "u-gouge” and scooping out the middle of the bread

Basketball Diaries (the movie) didn’t have enough basketball in it. A hill I will die on.

A bag never goes as far as you think it should

Good luck to the Suns. All the country's haters stand behind you

If you see this, quote with a picture of you wearing glasses.

For me, probably several of the avengers movies

🙁

As a former little league coach, the only advice I’d give to you moms and dads coaching your own teams is to let Andrew keep chewing on his glove out there in right field. It’s not hurting anyone and he doesn’t have much else to do. Also, use Three Stooges bits for steal signs

At the confluence of Sun Baked Branch and Bone Dry Creek, Gary found the desiccated remains of a crawfish clutching an old Ladmo Bag

I think so too. I also think they ran out of words and are now just making things up

A guy yelling I am a genius! Then he yells oh no!

Me whenever I make a life decision

I lost this one today

I’ve lost more wordle games in 2026 than I have all other years combined. This should be a fact presented on Sports Center.

🙁 I forgot to do mine yesterday 🤦‍♂️