I can't wait for everyone to be normal about this good boy

rude post incoming but I do not give a fuck about trading cards, now excuse me I have to organize my massive collections of CDs and tapes and old technology and VHS tapes and ceramic mugs and and and and

7. dip/snus/loose tobacco

Spindlehorse et al. are throwing buckets of money away by not listening to me and my good merch ideas

1. cigarettes
2. bootleg style shirts where everyone has very realistic human hands
3. lotion
4. Completely functionless dildos
5. Profoundly functional dildos
6. cigars

I've joined the genderbent Stolas train (how couldn't I?~💞) and have been inspired by Haruka's aesthetic/vibes to shape mine. Which can only mean screenshot redraws! 🫶✨ I had fun making this.. whilst I swoon~ hehe 💕💫
#hellaverse #helluvaboss #stolas #sailormoon #90s #anime #genderbend #goetia #art

I love booby, don't get me wrong, but anyone who has watched one episode of the show knows that Loona is the biggest dirtbag neet outside of the office

Attention fellow dykes

Can you please reply to this with hellaverse fanart where the women are drawn as fucking losers who stink and basically just the opposite of the massive amount of bigger tiddy pinups I am

INUNDATED WITH

on a daily basis

I love you, I love you, I get it, I totally get it. But you have to get off. It is not worth it anymore.

Respectfully to some very dear and lovely friends, you need to get the fuck off twitter for your own safety and sanity

I hate them so much I'm gonna puke I hate these idiot boys who made me believe that love is real even for idiots

Love my holy bird yuri...

this is blitz and moxxie and it doesn't matter who, it's funny both ways

oh let me be clear
i think vassago and stolas should fuck crazy style

vassago: he's following us again

stolas: just let him, i think it's funny

v: you know he thinks we're together

s: very much so, but he keeps falling out of every tree he climbs watch

(blitz falls from a branch, shatters binoculors)

b: FUCK, MOXXIE THESE LITTLE TELESCOPES BROKE

v: lol

it is so much funnier if vassago is ultimately harmless to stolitz and is an excited guy who loves helping his friends

vassago predictions:

just happy to be there, not sure why this little guy is so fucking angry, he's just trying to help his best friend stolas get back on his feet, why is he getting yelled at, why is this tiny man pointing a very ornate flintlock pistol at him

#StolasBong26 Day Final: Free Space

Brandon: Blitz can eat sixty ni-

Me: I didn't ask you

Bryce: nobody asked you

Brandon: sixty nine

Bryce: all at once.

Me: wow

Bryce: the bun and everything. With mustard AND ketchup

(Half of the crowd- the incorrect crowd- violently boos. I start sobbing from relief and joy)

Me, against the mic but whispering: my question is for vivziepop how many hot dogs can Stolas eat

(Crowd boos, cries of "you've done this bit already", "go away")

A voice from the stage, sonorous and proud: 57

(The crowd is shocked and turns to Bryce Pinkham, gripping the mic intently)

BP: 57.

did blitz rob someone to watch a Shrek dvd

Is there hell cable that plays earth movies like Shrek and Spirit

is there a hell Shrek that is identical to earth Shrek

is Shrek a title given like Santa Claus or Colonel

if I went to LVLUP and asked these at the q&a we could know.

alas.

do you put the bean bones in a pot to make bean bone broth

#helluvaboss #stolitz

I'll give you five guesses but he's the one who needs to be pegged for emotional reasons

so there's this guy I know who sucks

Took me forever but here's a gift for @glitterkoneko.bsky.social Fem #Blitzø rockstar 🔥🦎

S: blitz I need you to pick me up...yes Shelia is working at the shop today...no I...I don't think I'm going to get any work done like I thought...no don't (sigh) don't kill her. yet.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the it's my book they will walk if I tell them to YouTube video by Tom Cardy

big THEY'LL WALK IF I TELL THEM TO energy

youtu.be/DgMnCLHQuqc?...

Fucked up and evil creature crawls onto ur desk homosexually