I went to 4 different stores today and ended up buying a pack of Luvs size 7s (that, surprise, don't fit me) cause this guy I'm chatting with asked me if I could possibly fit in them
The shit I do for men
Not enough IMO
Max out the absorption then finish it off with a mess. That's how I like it.
It’s 2001.
You’re the youngest in the family, and your parents have given up on the bedwetting solutions that never worked on your brothers. They just let you wear diapers until you grow out of it.
It’s Sunday morning, no homework, no rush. You can chill in bed a little longer.
Oh shit we're getting diapers and photos worthy of museums
huggies really said "pull ups are not diapers" 😌
My first drawing of 2026!
I hope to be able to do more throughout the year. But I don't have much time to devote to it anymore... It makes me a little sad 😭
"Momma look! It's a 'me' on my butt!!!" 🦌
By the awesome @akkodoggo.bsky.social and @tweekhyena.bsky.social ❤️
How are the two tapes?
Also how are the diapers?
They really are. I made myself two iced coffees for less than what it would've cost me to buy 1 iced coffee at a cafe.
Retro, sleeping
SLEEPY EEPY TIMES
Morning piece
That poor fig tree
Im so late to the date, but better late than never
happy late 413
nice
Sounds like you need to drink more water
No, you can make it to 3!
Home from work now. So soaked. It was so difficult to focus at work and get anything done today😵💫
Better luck next time kiddo
I'm blaming @thatlioxymaid.bsky.social for this silly idea- >w>
Thinking about buying a skirt for diaper pictures and...other reasons.
Someone talk me out of it
diapers i designed specifically for hawks -w-;;;;
An edit of Osito, one of the mascots for PretendAgain's TryAgains diaper, doing the 6-7 meme (I put way too much effort into this stupid thing)
Counting with Osito~ 🔢
Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
No one:
Abdls when their tummy aches:
Yep, no reason at all
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
My tonic water's going flat, so I treated myself to 2 G&Ts tonight.
Time to drink a lot of water to...ward off the hangover! No other reason for me to be drinking a lot of water at this hour, no siree.
