The eyes are the windows to your head

A dream is a wish your face makes 💜

I’m still mad Kratt’s Creatures became Zoboomafoo
#zoboomafoo #krattscreatures

Thanks for sharing :)

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Topper (1937) - full movie starring Cary Grant and Constance Bennett YouTube video by Classic Movie Club

Today’s movie recommendation:
Topper 1937
Aren’t Cary Grant and Constance Bennett just the coolest couple? Besides their driving habits…
Oh Billie Burke, can’t you be in every movie?
Roland Young is absolutely adorable
And his gay man-servant! Yassssss. #carygrant #topper

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Today’s movie recommendation from my dvd library: Morocco (1930) YouTube video by jackson carroll

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A ★★★★ review of Morocco (1930) This movie creeps by incredibly slowly, but I am so down. I love early sound films, and their oddly stilted pacing. Marlene is the ideal actress for this moment, able to tell the entire interior life ...

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Touché

A ★★★ review of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970) All handjobs should be set to Rimsky-Korsokov’s Scheherazade 💜 yes, I am aware this was a rape scene.  I love the text at the beginning that explains that the film is not a sequel to Valley of the Dol...

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All handjobs should be performed to Rimsy-Korsokov.

Yayyy! Such a truly unique and incredible film! There’s nothing quite like it

A ★★★★ review of White Zombie (1932) Wow. I love this movie. Like how I imagine smoking opium would feel. Yes, it feels like a b movie equivalent to Dreyer’s Vampyr, funded by desperate American businessmen rather than a weird Danish ari...

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Sry Lady on fire. I always get the translation wrong 😑

Was feeling awkward today
thinking today about how one of my top genres is: Films with Lesbian Narratives directed by men…
My Summer of Love - Pawlikowski
Carole - Haynes
Blue is the Warmest Color - Kechiche

At least I also love Bound 🤷🏻‍♀️ and Portrait of a Girl on Fire! Ok I’m fine

#bound #carole

#transjura #departementdujura #trump #transpolitics #identitypolitics

Good answer. You two deserve each other

A ★★★ review of The Pleasure Seekers (1964) I just love Jean Negulesco films 💝♥️ like literally all I’ve seen. It’s like playing with my barbies (cancel me ok?)  This feels like a lighthearted B-side to Valley of the Dolls, but in Madrid. Obvio...

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A ★★ review of Down to Earth (1947) I’d rather be this mediocre man’s housewife than a goddess? Barf. We should boycott this. This movie is basically a stream of men putting Rita Hayworth “in her place” (down). It’s very upsetting. It s...

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I looked into the eyes of a raven this morning and she looked back into mine. It was outside of my local döner kebab restaurant. I am throughly shook

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Vaguely performing tomorrow’s stand-up set as Kim Novak in Vertigo. It’s a gamble.

A ★★★½ review of Heretic (2024) I like the idea that older heartthrobs like High Grant are now horror stars. It’s like “hagsploitation”’s revenge. Zaddysploitation? Keep it coming

Last night I coined the term Zaddysploitation. Mic drop

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Can’t wait 😜

Run don’t runway

An America’s Next Top Model themed escape room?

Nickelhead YouTube video by jackson carroll

Woke up thinking about how underrated my early work “Nickelhead” is. Truly outstanding. The Citizen Kane of nothing. A profound rumination on ballerinadom and the dangers of Nickelback youtu.be/avVOZQDYmZ8?... #symphonyinc #balanchine #ballet #vintagebarbie #citizenkane #bubblecutbarbie

#shitsisters 🫶

A ★★★★ review of Queer (2024) Surprised how much I liked this one. I often have a hard time with Guadagnino, but here… I feel like he really captured the frustrated longing, self-loathing, agony and fleeting moments of bliss of Bu...

Guys I really like Queer. Feel free to come after me as I have no feelings left anyway (pointe shoes)
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Phew 🫶