Statues are
more important
than people
We'll rage a 1000
Times louder
At the same man
Who brings one down
Than when he kills 1000
People
#war
Posts by Haider Bahrani
Isn't that just chai haleeb?
I've watched homeland👹. Doesn't the CIA do all the negotiation behind the scenes really?🥸 P.S. operation ouch is a better source of information.
I mean we all want cake
Amazon announce
the next #Bond villain
techcrunch.com/2026/04/19/p...
Former EY employee sues firm over dismissal after viral Israel speech - www.ft.com/content/1ae1... via @FT #freespeach #genocide posted without comment. Actually.....
of vets where's your practice etc. turns out he was in IT and is a veteran footballer. 🥸
This reminds me of a guy I used to think was a vet. Years ago he joined our 'dads' football group and was/is a hell of a player. Asked him what he did an told me he was a vet. We went on for a year or two. Polite hellos and enjoying the game etc. then one day in small talk I said oh I know a couple
Churchillian
Double take that's Don Jr surely?
Can you please stop. I'm asking you kindly.
Really sir as a long time FT reader (since my teens) I respect most writers, but you have stepped over the line today if you don't mind me saying. Note you started the whining. I'm just some guy you think was wrong on the internet. Have a lovely day.
how can i
distract you
today?
what can i say to
amuse you
or whip you
into a rage?
as i carry on
backstage
#poem
#ragebait
Spent Easter on a Farm up north (outlaws farm) and their main complaint was the price of Urea. So was thinking we could do a pee for your country thing and maybe have a national lake or something?
I seem to have made your day. Seriously(& am saying this to myself too) the sun is shining. Enjoy. We are here for finite time.If there ever was a mole hill exaggerated, this is one. Note also the amount devoted to it. I sense, doubt. We shld always doubt our thinking. Right my 🎸 won't play itself
So how many coffees? Just to get a measure. I haven't decided if me or you are the control, yet!
Yes, but not also. Just. I can see he took a risk. These are unusual times to put it mildly. It didn't pull off. Now it's a baseball bat in hand for all his naysayers who were ever this.
Boomer? Oh. Bye.
I think you misread. This not an Epstien story. Though I can see how it is seen as such if you simply wanted Starmer out. I really should stop engaging here. This is a paradox.
Sounds like a boomers wet dream. The past bit, not you. I'm working on a better boat.
I think you'll find a better home on X. You have descended in Muskesque infantile behaviour. A comedian who loses the crowd descends to cock jokes. I guess here we are.
Thank you and to you. Nearly finished the magazine. Though multitasking a packet of crisps and my phone. Though my phone is river bound if I stay on it much longer.
No they were old!!!!!
Maybe we are reading different books. Tell me how yours ends.
And in doing so you reveal yourself. It was a quip. We should all throw our phones in the river and enjoy the sunshine. In Shakespearean terms protest and too much etc. As I said almost prophetically, you assassinate your own characters. Please feel free to continue. The evidence harvests itself 😉
Just about to throw mine into the river
Currently at a coffee shop reading my FT weekend as my kid climbs. If I were to offer up coffee shop tittle tattle I recall a comment that Mandy was probably appointed because Trump/Epstien insight and likely 'connections'. Which, considering the real 'far fetched' nature of our world is believable
The goal does seem to be the scalp at any cost sometimes. I say this regardless of the merits as obviously we all have a different view and some see much more. From the outside however this is seen as trivial compared to just about everything else.
Ok I have clearly touched a nerve. You seem how I feel after my fifth coffee. No worries.
Email was already a step into deep unknown for them. We should have stopped there.