Don’t people blame, he was a douchebag, a peoplizer.

God was shopping around for people…

Bumper sticker: the fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist

This remains a philosophical account

You’re welcome 😎

Bluesky survived a MAGA attack yesterday, for one day everything here was FORBIDDEN.

It’s a way to distract from the Spanish prime minister’s wife corruption scandal.

From that perspective, Israel, Spain and the US are not so different.

I feel attacked 😂

Tramp’s truth social post, catching reality as it is for the first time.

The world isn’t laughing at America anymore. The world is watching in horror. The US now is a disaster movie happening in real time.

brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie

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You’re not paranoid, I’m stalking you…

🙏🙏🙏

Jury finds that Live Nation acted as a monopoly and overcharged ticket buyers An antitrust suit alleged that the company unfairly controlled too much of the live music industry at the expense of venues, artists and fans. The decision could reshape the industry.

The antitrust suit alleged that the company unfairly controlled too much of the live music industry at the expense of venues, artists and fans. The decision could reshape the industry. n.pr/41xsvdJ

I misread the headline too

Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only.

🎶 you’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth antacid tablet

Share a badass movie scene

This stephen miller tweet aged like stephen miller.

I wonder if Darwin would have guessed that the species best adapted to today’s world is the village idiot.

Mission Matzo Ball

Nothing says expert like a weekend talk show host.
When he gets fired the orange balloon will hire Sylvester Stallone as Secretary of Defense because, well, you know…Rambo. 🤨

That’s what Putin pays him for, so why are y’all surprised?

I have man flu, your thoughts and prayers are welcomed. I’m organizing a vigil in my memory.

Paul McCartney, July Talk… tbd

Bild Ist Donald Trump ein Sexmonster? Wahl 2016

Spiegel »Die Republikaner haben ein Naziproblem« US-Präsident Trump verwandelt Rassismus, Sexismus, Korruption und Demokratieverachtung in Tugenden, sagt der Journalist Tom Nichols. Die Republikaner hält er für politisch und moralisch ausgehöhlt. Ein Interview von Martin Pfaffenzeller 04.04.2026, 09.39 Uhr

New York Times: How Trump-Kennedy alliance is pushing thr boundaries of public health

New York Times: Legally creative, democratically dangerous: Trump's plan to twist the news Feb. 24, 2026

Untranslated headlines in German are much clearer than New York Times headlines in English

Hide your ham and bacon, Jesus is Jewish, he’ll kick your asses.

Whenever someone says “Hiatus” I say “Gesundheit!”

If I ever had a DNA editing robot I’d probably name it Gene Hackman as a little joke.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? Bird flu requires tweetment; swine flu requires oinkment.

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