They're good guns, Brent

Could also be a flaw in the language of "recommend". Example in TV: I love the bear, absolutely adore the show but I really struggle to recommend it to many people because there are some really hard to watch moments.

Ludicrous display

4 pack of M&S extremely cheesy hot cross buns

No contest

The hint system is one of the best I've seen in a game of this kind. I didn't use it in the base game but it was super useful in mania

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We Steam Deck Verified y'all!

A watchtower rises into the night sky, silhouetted against the luminous Milky Way.

"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde

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Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...

I want to do another shoutout-to-an-indie-game-I-streamed, with POLYARMORY

If you like dating sims with voice acting, queer rep, hilarious levels of overt horny writing, and some light FPS arena shooting; this was great. And ENTIRELY FREE!

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Yo, is that our resident dommy mommy on PC Gamer also?! Let's go @polyarmorygame.bsky.social!

The best free games on Steam Nothing but the best free Steam games you can play right now.

Holy heck! It's so wild to see Polyarmory compared to these amazing games. Thank you @joshuawolens.bsky.social for this incredible honour!
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You're a bunker buddy and birthday buddy too!

Glad you enjoyed it!

If you are or know anybody who might be interested in writing a story on a silly game about dating your guns (and so much more!) make yourself known

We're struggling to get press coverage for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social right now.

The main reason we've found for this is that all the contacts we've been hitting up for articles have been laid off.

I love this world and the systems we've built for ourselves.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...

Gosh. 97% positive steam reviews for Polyarmory so far.

People really resonated with this giant shitpost, huh?

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Very reassuring!

I swear I'm not gaslighting you XD

I was tempted to ask if your new editor would support AI and now I think I can guess the answer XD

I think the transparency got eaten, here's the transparent ones

<3

That bokeh blur is chef's kiss

Bonza!

Oh and here's a peek at the sheets version, which had the advantage of dropdowns for moods

And here's the apps script we used for a few utilities, and exporting the gdoc to a single plaintext yarn doc.

pastebin.com/R7FXPsab

Do you want to see any of the runtime yarn refresh code? It's kinda hacky but did the trick

Polyarmoury Yarn Dialogue title: TutorialDay1_Intro position: -22,-745 --- <<black>> <<scene OutdoorsDay>> <<character 0>> <<cut TutorialIntro>> “In the desert, you can remember your name,[br /] for there ain’t no one for to ...

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Hopefully that's a viewer only link! It's a slightly outdated script, content wise. We're mostly using Unity to pick nodes to play, so it's a lot of isolated nodes. LMK if you have Qs, comments, tips!

That said, periodically syncing our narrative doc with our game repo wasn't the worst chore. We only stopped bc docs made it hard to spot whitespace errors, and editing directly in git was just easier once the bulk of writing was already done.

I could see a version of that working where we use subrepos to isolate the scripts and let the writers opaquely commit in their own space.

Woah that looks fab. One of our requirements was multiple non technical writers in the same project without needing some external version control git etc to keep in sync.
Another is loads of custom commands, which generic runners don't usually like.

Oh wow what a read! We actually started out in sheets but it was more comfy for the writers to work in docs. I'll have to revisit this article for my next project and checkout the new stuff in yarn spinner 3

I'm so sorry about all the work you had to do cutting out the logo!

Oh yeah I added some tools to fetch from Google Docs at runtime, but we mosty just exported from gdocs into a flat text file.

A warning other developers, don't use google docs for yarn. It likes to replace your whitespace and special characters and mess up your dialogue trees!