the only thing worse than movies is all movies

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guy whose major regret in life is that he didn’t post “one down, four to go” when liam payne died

i figured out how to unsubscribe from those emails and all it took was calling an AI chatbot a cunt

any fool can tell you that true atheism is not « eating the pope’s pussy, » but what i am here to tell you is that nor is it « shooting the pope with a fucking rocket launcher » but a secret, third thing

to call this a reading of baudrillard is perhaps too generous

every week i find a new kind of email that i have to unsubscribe from. this week it was passive aggressive emails from instagram telling me to check my messages on instagram.

let me have my delusions

it was such a relief when i found out that andy serkis did not adapt animal farm as an animated family comedy and that no such movie will ever be released

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conservative literature be like notes from aboveground

just make the day it happens a holiday

i thought i could avoid being harassed by ticketmaster just by virtue of never going outside but when my girl wants to see a left-wing musical she gets to see a left-wing musical

i made a ticketmaster account to get tickets for erin and i to see les mis and every day since ticketmaster has emailed me trying to get me to sell those same tickets using their dumb little marketplace app. is it just me or should these people be killed

“just be yourself! :)” in this economy?

did i tell y'all i published my first actual knitting pattern on ravelry? it's a free crescent-shaped shawl thingy with drop stitch lace details, i hope you like knitting it up as much as i do (i'm on my third one) 🧶
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who are some good people to block on this website? tag them in the comments

banning leafblowers is the compromise position. what people really want is stand your ground for leafblowers.

the 21st century has an mvp and it is the angelus novus, same as the last century tbh

the iranian working class is way more human than the american ruling class

i am so fucking glad i stopped going to hot yoga

i dont personally care about nasa all that much but i am an ally to all space virgins

good riddance to this son of a bitch

global ass buff

ryan murphy is one of those cases where separating the art from the artist is not necessary because both are terrible, just gob-smackingly awful

dont breathe 2 has the same central plot conceit as wicked and is 75% as bad

you are welcome to bring your dog into the grocery store but you do not get to complain if someone shoots it with a rocket launcher. there i have solved this idiot problem

chiles v salazar is a huge bummer but at least i dont have to hang out with a bunch of christians in group tonight wait fuck

i try to avoid talking about one with the other just because it feels too meta and unproductive given limited time. but on my own time i sure do it

sometimes i pit imaginary versions of them against one another