found out today that one of my frog posts on tumblr is cited on wikipedia

You’re famous! 💜

Good luck, my friend! I’ll be thinking of you. 💜🏴‍☠️

If you wanna hear some new ofmd secrets & almost-happened scenes and episodes you HAVE TO listen to this. Jim doing a drag version of ep 1 Stede’s speech? There’s SO, SO MUCH info in this episode.

yes i am the legendary blackbeard 😋

fuck it, i’ll send out another beacon. if you want an invite to my art server hmu. photos WORK in there!

*ofmd enjoyers only pls

Graphic reading: Malacoölogy petrichorca Summary: Ed wakes up being humped by his krakenified boyfriend. Things get heated, and heavy, from there. Beta reader feedback: “HOLY LIQUID POPPERS TENTACLE BATMAN”

#TakeTwoTuesday for gentlebeard tentacle smut I posted last week. Most explicit thing I've ever posted??
archiveofourown.org/works/83267516 7.7k, read the tags 🐙🥚🦵

Babes @knotwerk.bsky.social and @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social gave me the best, most unhinged beta readings ever 😂

#OFMDNSFW

They gave me earplugs and yacht rock. 😂 it was easy peasy!

a crop of an unfinished digital drawing of ed with his pipe in his mouth, and stede looking down next to him

wip :]

I actually snorted out loud. 😂

A handwritten card that says "What is hedorolsexual." [sic]

ofmd fandom speech bubble

the "there's only one thing worse than..." "a child!" meme, but with Ed Teach from our flag means death saying, "there's only one thing worse than dying." he reveals the next step which says "Stede dying." izzy hands in the final panel says "Stede." there is a speech bubble in the bottom right corner assumed to be ed saying "no!"

i feel like a variation on this meme was probably made four years ago but i still had fun making it today

Why thank you ☺️

Precious baby girl. 🥹🫠

A bit late in the day but happy #TaikaTuesday !!🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Im trying to do more positive things so I made dinner for Rowen and me. Salmon patties and white cheddar mac. I’m trying to come outta the fog, lads. Tomorrow…haircut.

It’s been a hot second since I posted on #TaikaTuesday
Time to remedy that. 😏

how about a tiny #ofmd #skyfic 🧵 because why not

Ed drifts through the house, a victorian ghost lost, the hours ticking past as the moon keeps vigil. Restless. No longer able to just trace the lines of Stede's face in the darkness. No longer able to just listen to the steady beat of Stede's heart.

Picture this (since pics aren’t loading anyway) you - The Dark Baron= Me - “Queen” of Gloom and Doom. (A crown on my head with pennants waving saying Gloom and Doom) arm in arm.
“Let’s fuck those bitches up”
😈😈😈😈

An illustration of Roach and Wee John from Our Flag Means Death. They're snuggling on a bed. Wee John has wrapped half of his body around Roach. They're holding hands, fingers intwined. Wee John's face is hidden in Roach's neck. Roach has a big smile on his face.

Sharing this one for today's #OFMDRareships prompt 'Fluff'. I just think Roach and Wee John have a great time together. #OFMDfanart

a man in a blue coat says we talk it through as a ... all together ... crew ALT: a man in a blue coat says we talk it through as a ... all together ... crew

AHOY! Just a little reminder to anyone who needs it after pirate hangouts:

Your friends still like you, you didn't do anything "too much" or "too little", and no one else is obsessing over your social misstep.

You're great the way you are.

Yesssssss perfect!

someone get Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby on the phone, i have an idea…

Well hello…

Never, my darling. 💜🏴‍☠️

the gay vampire show getting its third season soon, the gay angel/demon show getting its third season soon…..

just realized i never posted this one here yet!!

#ofmd

Screenshot of a David Jenkins quote-tweet where he says “Yes. I’m in.” The quoted tweet says “Here's an idea: Sherlock remake but this time it's created by @david jenkins_ with Taika as Sherlock and Rhys as Watson.”

I think about this not infrequently

AND……?

close up crop of the wedding cake topper that looks a bit like Stede, that Ed carried around with him while he was missing Stede

close up crop of a doodle of Ed (along with the words "Forever in my heart", which Stede drew on the back of a map when he was missing Ed

they are getting hitched in season 3 of our flag means death and will live happily ever after for eternity in all directions of times in all universes forever and ever and are the cause of eventual peace on planet earth
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