Or maybe they meant end the game

Got a packet of Monster Munch for the first time in a decade, I can't believe how absolutely fucking destroyed they have been, smaller, less flavour, baked instead of fried and just absolutely shit.

UK is fucked, every drink is sugar free as well, Jamie Oliver is a wank

We talking Stone Temple Pilots here?

The idiots that run @bsky.app still have us scrolling down in reverse chronological order DOWN to the point we last think we left off at.

To make sure we read things in fucking order and don't miss shit, have us log back in where we left off like twitter had for 20 years, or does AI not code that?

Another reason Baseball is the King of Sports. The Goose is Loose! #MLB

Now I'm a mental fan... but I can't place the episode

Columbo's nameless basset hound. It is laying in a shapeless pile on the floor while Columbo tugs on its leash.

Columbo's dog is canonically 17 years old in this episode.

I don't get how any grown adult can enjoy watching wrestlemamania, nothing wrong with wrestling, but that company is the most over produced slop imaginable

Steph Curry needs to leave the loser Warriors if he ever wants another ring, it's a team that cannot match his talent, it's like putting Michael Jordan on the Pelicans

Awww bluesky is back, I was kinda hoping it would have just stayed dead after how much of a heel turn the people that run this place have made with idiotic AI stuff.

So after @hard-drive.net died by slowly fading out, is this a reboot? I'm just fine with whatever gives us a laugh, whatever the brand is called

Arteta is a terrorist

Steph is the greatest

Blue Jays have lost home series to the Rockies and the Twins and swept away at the White Sox, has to be the worst start against the absolutely easiest opponents a World Series finalist team has ever had! #MLB

I might watch a film
Something fun, a fav movie
Back to the Future!

#HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #Haiku #28

Skateboarding and punk rock go hand in hand, the spirit of both things is about expression and individuality

My name's Scott and I love the Toronto Blue Jays more than is healthy.

Conan O'Brien
Gravity defying hair
String dance lick finger

#Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre #27

More lies

Conan O'Brien is still king of Late Nite, non political, fun goofy nonsense that mends the soul.

I struggle not to admit I might even like it more than Columbo sometimes, its amazing

Have a Good Friday #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

I miss Tom from MySpace

The level of distrust with @bsky.app is at an all time high, the way they are heading with AI and bullshit, they are doing the entire lifespan of Twitter in like 3 years.

X - AI, spam and hate
Meta social media - the same

Just genuinely feel like the Internet is dying as a fun place to enjoy

They definitely made it sound that way

Heard from your chief of innovation that you use AI, disappointing as you lead us to believe from the start you were against that. So I really dont care what your friends af surf are doing.

Give us a feed that opens up at the point we left off, you know like twitter had since forever? Its helpful.

An Easter Egg Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

AI in the bin Haiku. #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre

Founder and Chief Innovation Officer is working on AI

Well that just is depressing, might as well be on twitter at least they have their feed refresh where you last left off so I don't have to scroll backwards through stuff like I do on here.

Putting AI ahead of BASIC quality of life stuff...

April Fools Haiku #HaikuDoYouThinkYouAre