imagine the president of the united states being mad at you personally

I will not rest until I have sleepy peepies!

this apocalypse too shall pass

but my indignation is more righteous than yours!

ignorance would be so blissful rn

I don’t wanna have a stroke but at the same time I could use the time off

someday my alcoholism will pay off

but these laurels are so comfy

what are we dreading today?

I’m pro void

the year is 2025. all scrolling is doomscrolling.

life is fleeting until you’re on hold

apocellipsis - when it feels like the world just keeps ending…

less billionaires more chillionaires

I don’t have anyone left to complain to about my abandonment issues

the horrors persist despite my eye rolls

timesheets are receipts for how much of your life you’re wasting

immortality must be so time consuming