You can tell which groceries in the store think they're going to get eaten

Bart requests guidance. Do you accept?

Sorry for calling Grackle Gladiators a "mecious mumbo game for mushmouthed mud eaters"

Permission to play with your tiny little balls homie?

Me(judge on a America's Got Talent): okay who's next

The Acid-Tongued Percipient: if your fat little 12 year old self could see you right now he would shoot you with a bazooka

Me: I'm done with this guy can we bring the Unctuous Groveler back

dear santa,

is it possible to be a 28 year old prodigy

Sciences discovered a new food with over 100 ingredients

In 2016 I was a cloud of molecules

Dad are you gonna come to my screaming recital tonight

E pluribus unum is something a baby would say

You should be able to buy 1 egg for emergencies

I knew Grape Ape. I LOVED Grape Ape. You sir are No Grape Ape

Heading to all of garden to order the super salad and milk

My tiny ass doctor said my organelles are failing

The end of the year is always so scary because there's no way to tell what year is coming next

My top three interests are breakfast lunch and dinner

"imagine—"

Stop right there. I can't imagine anything

Apparently they're coming out with a new drink

Not if Big Barney Bupkis has anything to say about it

Nobody wants to talk about how the moon is getting smaller

I've heard rumors of an even smaller molecule called the smallecule

A lot of people new to the fandom don't realize it but Tim and Eric is actually 2 different people

The consequences of my life and my actions borne upon my visage

I'm been eating too much brown food

Homer's death = Bart's birth

🔔 Your Tiniest Little Homie just sent you a Micromessage.

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Fell down another sewer grate lol

Science Predicts No New Breakfast Foods After 2039

Officer this is my clone's car so whatevers in it is not mine

It would be more interesting if they didn't

Out of the way peasants, the king is going to kiss this guy's horn

First day on the city watch? It's easy, just remember this rhyme:

If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying