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Posts by M. Velez

Joe Rogan standing directly behind Trump in the Oval Office and the look on his face makes him seem angry and as though he’s looking down on the president with animosity. The text says , “Should I do it?
I've trained my entire life for this moment.
They really put me right behind this MF”

Joe Rogan standing directly behind Trump in the Oval Office and the look on his face makes him seem angry and as though he’s looking down on the president with animosity. The text says , “Should I do it? I've trained my entire life for this moment. They really put me right behind this MF”

Somebody forgot to play Relax, the trigger song. What a waste.

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I remember being at a charity event in Brooklyn circa 2007/08 and Cross was part of the show. He basically opened his set with a joke about those CGI GARFIELD films Murray voiced. All I could think was "Motherfucker, you did SMALL SOLDIERS and THE CHIPMUNKS, get the fuck out of here with your BS."

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Hahahaha... Fuck all the way off Tucker.

Fuck you sideways with a hot poker.

Fuck you so hard your dogs feel it when they sleep next to you.

Fuck your brother.

Fuck your old bow ties.

Fuck your fake Unabomber Podcast Shack.

In short, Fuck you Fucko.

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Stephen Colbert in his COLBERT REPORT identity now in modern day podcast form.

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Talk about timing... The Zombie Apocalypse started while you were gone... No biggie.

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This rather creepy photo is Artemis II’s heat shield underwater, as taken by the U.S. Navy. This is the first photo we have of the heat shield, and upon initial examination it doesn’t seem to have the char loss that Artemis I’s had.

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Hahahaha... Fuck all the way off Tucker.

Fuck you sideways with a hot poker.

Fuck you so hard your dogs feel it when they sleep next to you.

Fuck your brother.

Fuck your old bow ties.

Fuck your fake Unabomber Podcast Shack.

In short, Fuck you Fucko.

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This is the real reason NASA developed TANG!

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Scientists have determined
that if limes ever go
extinct the human race
would be annihilated by
Scurvy in a matter of
weeks.

Scientists have determined that if limes ever go extinct the human race would be annihilated by Scurvy in a matter of weeks.

That's crazy.

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I think this is notable - the Biden economy was growing healthily & had finally overcome its COVID inflation hangover. There was no obvious fundamental reason the economy wouldn’t have kept growing nicely if Trump were normal!

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FCC chair Brendan Carr, who has threatened to revoke the licenses of broadcast outlets whose Iran war coverage displeases him, plans to attend the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as a guest this Saturday.
The suck-up media will never learn: When you invite fascists to dinner, they devour you.

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One of DC's Most Controversial Deaths Just Got the Perfect Punchline | The Mary Sue Decades after "A Death in the Family" changed the DC Universe forever, a gag in this week's 'MAD About DC' special pokes fun at it perfectly.

Nobody will believe me and it's not like I have the phone bill to back it up, but I chain dialed more than 72 times to kill Jason Todd.

I killed him.

Me.

www.themarysue.com/mad-about-dc...

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I just want to say, by the way, that the Wikipedia pages about the MJ allegations are obviously controlled by stans

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If you're headed to the Waffle House get me an All Star Special.

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After building the best public education system in the world brought us the Counterculture and the Anti-War Movement, conservatives in the US began a 50+ year assault to destroy public education.

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"BALTO not making the AFI Top 100 is BULLSHIT!!!"

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Man, when you compare the bravery of every day Minnesotans to the overpaid cops it’s astounding

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Once again "the death of the West" meant "the death of my secret bank account."

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incredible stuff

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The person negotiating in the Middle East on behalf of the United States does not technically work for the United States.

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Mexico's Sheinbaum demands explanation after U.S. officials die assisting in Chihuahua operation Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says she was unaware of any collaboration between the U.S. and local authorities in Chihuahua after four officials died in an accident over the weekend.

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum said Monday she would demand explanations after four U.S. and Mexican officials died in an accident over the weekend, adding she was unaware of collaboration between the U.S. and the local government in northern Chihuahua. https://to.pbs.org/3OiMzO1

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Where Are America's Leaders?
Where Are America's Leaders? On January 6th, 2021, when Trump incited an insurrection, America's corporate leaders rushed to distance themselves from

On January 6th, 2021, when Trump incited an insurrection, America's corporate leaders rushed to distance themselves from him.

Today, as Trump destroys our democracy at home and stages more coups abroad, they're sucking up to him to pad their own bottom lines.

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Two men in fatigues with their hands ziptied being arrested by Capitol Police

Two men in fatigues with their hands ziptied being arrested by Capitol Police

Dozens of people in fatigues lined up in the Capitol Rotunda with signage demanding an end to the Iran War

Dozens of people in fatigues lined up in the Capitol Rotunda with signage demanding an end to the Iran War

Dozens of US military veterans were arrested at the Capitol today during a protest against the Iran War.

Photos via @frankthorp.bsky.social

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and they have the gall to call the democrats out of touch

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I lived around the corner from a hospital and our block was on an ambulance route and it was horrifying

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And just because im me, I did a second version. 🫶🏻

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Has been for a long time.

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