French person: Why does everyone keep wishing me a happy 80 today?

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

Looking good!

Very nice!

Handsome!

Yes!

A picture of me wearing a soccer jersey, baseball hat, and a scarf. Pawtucket City Hall is in the background.

A picture of me with Centreville Bank Stadium behind me.

A picture of me with Chip the Harbor Seal. Chip is the mascot of Rhode Island FC.

A picture of a soccer game at Centreville Bank Stadium.

US Open Cup. Rhode Island FC vs New England Revolution. RIFC put up a good fight.

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Happy birthday!

It’s always a good time when Rhode Island FC wins

Very handsome!

What football will look like in the future Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Happy 17776 Immortality Day!

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Happy birthday!

A picture of my arm with a bandaid with a blue background and yellow dump trucks

The highlight of my day: I got a cool bandaid with dump trucks on it after getting blood work done

The lowlight of my day: 4 meetings

So handsome! 😍

He got startled and ran off when I sneezed ☹️

Hanging out with one of my cats

😍

The downpour of the rain hitting the roof of the office building sounds like there is a cabasa right over my head

Every day you have to look for the good news stories

Pretty!

According to the promotional schedule the first 500 fans at church today will get souvenir swords for the kids

It’s Palm Sunday

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Good morning!

My dad dropped a pair of needle nose pliers in the engine bay of his car while changing the air filter. I was able to get them out with a yardstick and a magnet.

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

Very handsome!