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Anyone else wanna die on their birthdays or as some might say “it’s just the Pisces in me”

She could literally spit in my mouth and I’d be like
“Sooo, was that platonic or romantic spit?”
🤪

fuck my throat & lemme swallow every drop ♡

would really like to spend more time working on my favourite hobby “getting cummed in”

I love that one 🤣
My other favorite is “Allen, we are soooooo fuuuuuucked” 🤣🤣

I wanna buy this, but I just know my catholic father is going to throw a fit over it 🤣

if only i could carry a conversation the same way i carry these tits 😔

I need a girl to put me in a cage 😔

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Fucking threads, I joked about wanting a sugar momma, and they deleted my post because they said I was soliciting sex????
Girl what???
Take a joke

You ever just have a day where you feel super slutty and just want to go #freeuse for 24hrs? Yep…that’s me 🤣🤣

I'm sleepy but low-key horny after gooning so I wanna have my hair pet and played with while I cuddle and suck on some tiddies maybe

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I need me a Canadian or New Zealand sugar momma.
Willing to negotiate in exchange for marriage so I can get citizenship 😭😭😭

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Not to toot my own horn, but daaaaaaaamn.
I just looked in the mirror, and my hips/thighs are finally giving THICK pear shape.

This body needs a bodycon dress immediately!!!!

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I once saw someone on tumblr say
“fit check? Of course I want to check how my cock fits in you“

Need some prone bone anal where you pound my hole while your whole weight is pressing down on me just 🤤🤤🤤 (can you guess what I dreamt about lol)

I think some super lubed, lots of fingering, slow and gentle anal would heal with me

I gotta get plowed stupid I need every thrust of you inside me to dim the light in my eyes a little more and more until by the time you finally cum inside the only thing you can detect in me is a placid obedient stupidity

“My StAkE iS tOo JuIcY, mY lObStEr Is ToO bUtTeRy” 🤣

Lime hot Cheetos with salsa, dare I say the breakfast of champions 😏

(Love me some red 40 😵‍💫)

I miss when there were more people on here 🥹

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Are there 18+ pride parades?
Because I wanna wear nipple pasties that say “don’t bully me, I’ll cum” and I can only do that if it’s an 18+ event 🤣

Morning

😍😍😍

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Not to be a whore, but if a woman held my hands, said “everything’s going to be okay”, and actually made sure everything was okay (while I’m having an OCD breakdown) ….

Yea I’m proposing and breeding her

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Why is it that I always look like absolute garbage whenever I see cute woman.
I looked at her, she smiled, I panicked and looked away immediately