Chef, footballer, barista: six careers where tattoos are now compulsory IS your lack of ink hurting your career? Are you being turned down before interview because you haven’t got at least a sleeve? These careers are tattoo-only.

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You are all just perverts who are secretly horney for the apocalypse

#horneyfortheapocalypse

A very happy Christmas to all my friends and followers! I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow. Be excellent to each other! 😘🎄

Christmas Eve sunset 😃

Bah humbug!

Tip of the day:
If you MUST get married, don’t get married abroad. It just complicates things further when you get divorced!

Why do people pick their noses in their cars in traffic? Do they think they’re invisible? I’ve seen 2 this morning already…Scrubbers!

an image of the Kuala Lumpur Menara edifice as it stands above central KL, with a blazing and humid sunset as a backdrop

'Glowing Sky, Menara' (2022) -- a Very Humid Sunset Hangs Over Downtown KL in Shades of Yellow-Orange, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

#landscape #photography
#landscapephotography
#blackandwhitephotography
#malaysia #monochrome #jayceecrawford

Purchased a meat and cheese tray yesterday for Xmas so looks like I need to buy another meat and cheese tray for Xmas.

Indeed. And every weekend 👍

This is good news 👍

“Making America Great Again” with the first un-elected President is fundamentally absurd.

1990 Italy TinyJersey in blister pack

Toto Schillaci at World Cup

Toto Schillaci TinyJersey backside

Sometimes the simplest shirts are the hardest to get right.

There layeth the problem…

The House of Lords has been a total farce for years. The sooner it’s abolished, the better!

Christmas for a bigamist, what shall I do?
Spend it with the family?
I can’t, I have 2!

If you’re going out for Mad Friday today then enjoy it, but enjoy it by being fucking disciplined! 👍

Just realised it’s Mad Friday…it’s not for me anymore! 😂

I don’t send Christmas cards because I can’t be arsed. So, unless I specifically tell you otherwise, please assume I wish you and yours a very Happy Christmas 👍🎄

Clydebank 1993-95 away by Matchwinner, sponsored by Wet Wet Wet. One of my favourite shirts in the collection 👌

Beautiful clouds colored yellow, orange she pink at sunrise above a flat pasture.

How can I not have a wonderful day after a sunrise like this? #Sunrise #Colorado #LarimerCounty #Photography #GoodDay

Christmas Day in 1 week?? 😱

BE A LOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)

Nobody in Britain can believe it’s Christmas next week.

So Royal Mail is now owned by a Czech billionaire…how has this been allowed to happen?
As always, the customers will be the ones to suffer!