I told my wife I wanted us to set actual tangible goals for us to accomplish every weekend because we fall into these habits of not doing enough and falling further and further behind in basic housework. And for this first weekend, it's been a massive success! Let's see how it goes long term...
It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game
My "not involved with Jeffrey Epstein" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my press conference.
Perfect Days (2023, Dir Wim Wenders)
The thing about this is that there *is* a path to redemption for people like Louis CK. Honest contrition and attempts to make amends would go a long way towards earning some sort of redemption. He just didn't take this path, so there is no reason to give him forgiveness he hasn't worked for.
My 9 year old is home sick and attempted to put a Kick Me sign on my back. D- for originality, D- for execution, A+ for still being so cute
This is literally the plot of Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die
America has not fully reckoned with the fact that, despite destroying many military targets, Trump has made Iran more powerful than it has been in the past century.
Trying something that I hope will make my relationship significantly better but will likely make it significantly worse. Why am I doing it? Because I'm incredibly stupid.
Thinking about that time my sister-in-law suggested to my wife that I was cheating on her when I go out at night despite my extremely active Letterboxd and the photos I take of every movie ticket I buy. You need to work harder than that to accuse me of dumb shit.
There are a thousand versions of this, but I still think about how people said Brad Bird clearly believed in the line "when everyone's special, no one is" when the line is spoken twice in the film, once by a 10 year old and once by the villain.
"BLUESKY: IT'S ALL 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Dune
ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
i ate some raisins
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I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought.
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You're still accountable.
Why is the world in love again?
Why are we marching hand in hand?
Why are the ocean levels rising up?
It's a brand new record for 1990.
They Might Be Giants' brand new album.......FLOOD
Introducing Wicked Queer 42.
This year’s theme is Queer Audacity, a reminder that we need to celebrate, uplift, and to own our collective and personal power as Queer people. We picked a symbol this year to represent this energy, The Lavender Rhinoceros.
Running from Gaypril 3-16, 2026.
I watched this last night. Great with an audience
Trying out a new display name. Is it too niche?
Real ones understand on a basic level that this will fund the next World Cinema Foundation set, among other wonderful releases that I am excited to discover.
muted terms including me, you, a, post, i, the
my timeline with two posts one from jordan that reads “why tummy hurt” and one from heck’s maniac that reads “hnyuh”
figured out how to make this website usable, finally
"Hey There, Delilah" by the Plain White Ts. The guy's voice is nails on a chalkboard. The guitar is so fucking boring. How did this become popular? Why did society inflict this upon ourselves?
A good mother doesn't trust experts. She goes reads Consumer Reports, which is fully staffed by people who have no idea what they're talking about. That's how you know you can trust them.
If I ever develop a Western-themed drag persona, I'm going by the name Sergio Corbussy
Any time I hear "you haven't seen enough bad movies if you think X is among the worst," I can't help but think "no shit, I try not to watch bad movies if I'm not forced to. I thought this one might be good and it wasn't."
Life hack: if you've completely given up on hoping your loved ones will know what to get you for the holidays, buy it yourself, give it to your loved ones to wrap, and then forget you bought it. Instant success!
My "this is no way affects my position as Governor of Louisiana!" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
"Public meetings aren’t going anywhere, and citizen input will always have a place. But there have to be limits — and the views of nearby homeowners who show up for meetings can’t be the last word on whether Massachusetts gets the housing it needs."
Criterion Channel live stream has The Fabulous Baron Munchausen on, and this film continually makes the case that it's the best adventure film ever.
As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
James Cameron has me once again begging filmmakers to put intermissions in their movies over 3 hours
