Goodnight, sweet prince

Top value for money players

Hey @jonnyc.bsky.social, with wildcarding in GW13 or GW19, I’ve calculated who are the most value for money / best pound for pound players. Recalculates after each gameweek.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Would interested to hear what you spot? And whether its useful to help build a wildcard?

Phil Hartman voicing Fat Tony YouTube video by Gavwa's Inn

My favourite Simpson's gag is still making a whole episode on weird rumours about Troy Mcclure and aquariums, just to to get this punchline youtu.be/wb52B2hnDvg?...

Hey Fabien. Really sorry about that. I'll know for next time. Sorry it ruined your experience of the session.

Cats say a £22bn investment in Dreamies and new Catnip technologies will boost Britain's economy in the next few years

AI could boost UK economy by 10% in 5 years, says Microsoft boss Boss Satya Nadella said it was the biggest investment the firm had made outside of the US.

I dread to think how many Microsofts Dynamics licences the UK government has promised to buy in return www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Peter Mandelson "This MUST be suppressed!" YouTube video by New Labour

Just popping this here www.youtube.com/watch?v=BArZ...

Thoroughly enjoyed Shifty, Adam Curtis’ new show on iPlayer - this person is a horse box manufacturer trying to access the new world of global finance.

Thanks for looking.

I hate being that person, but what's the user need for refreshing the brand? Won't there be months/years when some gov.uk domains still have black headers and while newer ones are blue? Even just this weekend I had friends and family talking about gov.uk as its a single website.

Co-op fends off hackers as police probe M&S cyber attack The retailer says it's disabled parts of its IT systems in response to the incident.

I bet none of the vulnerable systems involved were Microsoft. All their software is top notch www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Google Lens reckons so

What a family day out - sounds great.

Banging moth in the bathroom

I'm glad for-profit AI models are partially trained with dyslexic writing, including my own, which is riddled with grammatical errors and spelling mistakes.

So handy. Thanks for making these. I’ve got Asensio for BB32 and felt made not having Rogers for 33.

National Trust cards arrived. Calling it, I’m middle-aged now.

Me: "Gemini, update the typeface across all our documents."

Gemini: 😑

Me: "Yeah, I thought so."

As I said, I'm really open to suggestions, as the things I do now are too few.

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Terrified about my boys using social media. Do I literally stop them having phones before say 16?! All the horrid shit out there will be 10 years more advanced by the time my two are adolescents. I want them to experience the fun/folksy internet, but that feels so out weighed by the scary stuff.

My plan is to ensure the boys have lots of girl mates. Plus see the same for me. My wife has lots of guy mates too, so hopefully this sets a healthy expectation with them with women growing up.

I want my boys to first see women just other people like them. I think part of the growing misogyny we're seeing is young men learn to see young women as romantic by default. I know I did before 15. It's othering and makes their first encounters all about rejection rather than understanding someone

Learn to have women friends. I grew up with two older brothers. It was only at 15 I learned to be friends with women. 15-18 I was at mixed state boarding school. Living around teenage women day and night meant I became friends with them as I got to know them as people first.

Related to the last tweet, when we were younger, our mix-gender group of mates would prefer to go to LGBTQ+ night clubs, as the women friends would get hassled far less.

I recognise this might have lessened the club experience for LGBTQ+ people seeking a niche night out for people like them.

My male mates and me often pretend to be our women friends boyfriends. It stops unwanted attention from men on the dance floor.

A side note, these sex pest men often go to night clubs by themselves. If I was PM, I would ban men going to night clubs by themselves.

I always make sure women friends don't go home by themselves after a night out.

Always check how they are getting home.

Whether its at five-a-side or work, I challenge other men if they say something sexist or inappropriate.

For example the other week a young guy at work said during a team lunch men were losing their rights. I pointed out this isn't true and women have had a shit deal to men for all of human history

I cross to the opposite side of the road when I see a woman walking towards me, especially at night. If me crossing means she doesn't have to brace herself for the moment we walk past each other, why not do it?

Some things I consciously do, but its definitely not enough:

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I want to do more to make women safe. Both what I can do personally and as a dad of a one and soon to be two small boys.

I love the folksy bits of the internet, but that's some horrid shit out. With toxic business models and men behind them.

Open to suggestions.