French basketball player: these rising sea levels threaten the 70% of human beings globally who live in coastal areas
Baseball player: I throw this ball for Arby’s and the Ohio Air National Guard
this goes hard as fuck
Han solo saying that he and his friends would have killed yoda with hammers
The Baseball Gods knew Venezuela’s victory would come down to Eugenio Suárez. Sports karma is real. #WorldBaseballClassic
www.cincinnati.com/story/sports...
What it's like to be watching the World Baseball Classic and then be subjected to ads for Fox's original programming
Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi...
Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi
Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?
There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...
“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”
-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥
Its wawa
being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck
Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
I wish I had thought of the idea of having kids Google stuff for two hours and charging 40,000 dollars. Their parents would be like “so they know more about different Five Nights at Freddy’s characters but not what World War 1 is” and I’d be like “yes thats the knowledge they’ll need for the future”
Hell yeah
Thunderdome Wendy's. So not the first call to this Wendy's. Lol
please note, the committee approved cumulative Small Beers adding up to Big Beer. Inclusion is important!
Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today
Maybe there allgeric to tagoballs maybe there ageric to gagobears *Maybe they are allergic to taco bell
I think I’d probably be into moving to the Shire because they’d like an adult man sized guy to clean Hobbit gutters and stuff like that, only downside would be seeing all the feet
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
they should spend less on starbucks lattes and net flix
And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely
classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
We just had a singing toilet commercial
the last two Popes went out of their way to call this man an immigrant hating freak and a fake Catholic.
Bless his heart for going to Italy expecting to have a normal one❤️
go off jack white
