Ridiculous but competent is definitely a mood, and so hard to find!

Can it also be about the now defunct Seattle horror punk band The Them?

"Using an accent in his voice" is not a phrase any human being has ever used on purpose.

Nothing like a 1940s English novel for referring to an Irish person as "exotic."

Oh my god, you've nailed it. The "the realism may be discussed" line is clearly from a teaching guide.

It was released in 2022, and anyway it doesn't even sound like AI does it? It sounds like someone who has never read the back of a video watched the movie and then was forced to describe it at gunpoint.

Below a still image of Matthew Lillard and Michael Goorjian in the film is this text: "SLC Punk: Two punks live in Salt Lake City. The film covers their all-day routine. The realism of the character-narrated movie may be discussed. One of the punks gets ill, stays in hospital for three weeks, comes out again. Three parties are covered and one concert including a fight between punks, rednecks and others."

I need to know who the fuck wrote this third-grade-book-report-ass synopsis of SLC Punk. This was from an official listing for a DVD box set of "Sony Classics," ffs.

Tonight I ordered pizza, as a thank you to Past Me for getting my taxes done early so tonight I could just chill. And because I'm self-employed and just paid my taxes, it was Domino's.

@realfollowers.bsky.social

Although I don't know if park and bark is ESC-specific or used generally in music performance...but it is fun 😁

There's a ton in the Eurovision fandom: "left-siding" is scoring in the top half of the results (on the left side of the screen), "DQ" or "DNQ" is a semifinal act that didn't qualify for the grand final, "park and bark" is an act where the singer just stands in one spot and sings...

Put this on a list titled "Absolute Sarah Bait."

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Thanks, Robert ☺️

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I don't know why this American fantasy novel was narrated by an English actor, but she keeps saying "labORatory rat" and it sounds insane. I mean it's also kind of an anachronism, and she used it WAY too many times...but the accent is what's the most weird. Is that even an expression in the UK?

Well now I feel negligent that I haven't been telling this to every gentile I know, as I've known it since grade school.

I don't know why, but "Multiple dents...SEVERAL dents" is absolutely sending me.

I wish I'd still worked at the record store when this came out, I would have sold so many copies.

YES! An absolutely top tier Track 1.

Can't believe I discovered it through a podcast where two of the silliest men I've ever encountered improvised sports commentary at women's rec league basketball games.

Absolutely elite background album for when you want to be chill and vibey, but with some energy, great for keeping you focused on a task. Don't get me wrong, it also rewards close listening -- this is one to come back to time and again. It contains multitudes.

The Trials of Van Occupanther (Remastered, 2025), by Midlake 11 track album

I was in a little local shop the other day and realized that they were playing Midlake's "Trials of Van Occupanther." I complimented the gen Z clerk, and they admitted their playlist had ended and this was served up randomly. But they went and bookmarked it on my recommendation, and so should you.

(I ended up starting with the first Doomsday book and thoroughly enjoyed it, despite no Sayers connection whatsoever 😁)

Whether or not you're fishing, here's your catch: never shut up! When a friend rec'd Death in the Spires ("Gaudy Night but gay") and the Will Darlings ("what if Lord Peter was two men and they were in love") and they all required holds, it was nice to have so many other choices to start with!

We definitely won't be ordering from them again.

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