Dear @labourpartyuk.bsky.social you may wish to fix this.
Posts by Jackalope
I discovered this by accident when I posted a panoramic photo that looked like I uploaded it in 1992. Then I absent mindedly shifted my phone, it flipped to landscape and the photo was perfect.
if it helps, it looks fine on my phone. Also, weird thing, dunno if it will work for you but flipping my phone round to landscape also increases the quality/loads the original image. I think the portrait ones are automatically compressed to fit the feed.
Every day I look at the news and the local one is full of people celebrating that the M27 roadworks are finishing and I'm like, no. They will start some new ones after. There has never not been works on the M27 in all the time I have been alive.
I may have yelled out "Oh my God, you fucking arsehole!" (complimentary, as a term of endearment) when I realised we got Chesneyed right in the first teaser.
Watching that film was very similar to watching the first Suicide Squad movie. It was painfully obvious that the film made no fucking sense because they scrapped the original plot and made something up after the initial shoot and cobbled a load of BS together with some editing and reshoots.
drawing of a substantial orange cat lying on his back, gaze vacant, belly up, feet in the air
sometimes i look up to see what carrot is doing and he is just like this. no thoughts not even meow meow
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... anyone who thinks Christians won't be next once the IDF has killed all the Muslims is a fucking idiot.
it's Rey like the spanish word and not Ray like a Ray gun? If I could name myself after a Ray gun I would do it.
spicy of David Arnold and Lana Del Ray to say "what if we made a modern day Bond theme but it was actually good?"
Ey up cocker! My copy of thank goodness you’re here by @coalsupper.bsky.social arrived published by @lostincult.co.uk The game is set in barnsworth which is inspired by Barnsley where I grew up & live. The game is reight good, you explore the tahn & help folk with owt they need #barnsley #gaming
it impressive that for a man whose boss is Donald Trump, theres more people in the world that would probably enjoy kicking Vance in the guts until he pukes.
lotr the hunt for gollum
"where are you gollum, you little prick?! Where's my money, you bald bitch? I'll kick your ass!"
Whether you have or haven't ever played an FMV games before, this is one of my absolute favourites from @davekki.bsky.social
Dark Nights with Poe & Munro
It`s an absolute steal at £2.99, you are literally robbing poor Tim! ;()
BUY IT NOW!
store.steampowered.com/app/1098170/...?
thing is, even being really diligent, about 90% off events with someone being let into an occupied room, its a software error
just this week, a football team member as part of a group turned up late. he wanted us to let him in a room without checking his ID, got annoyed that we wouldnt tell him other peoples rooms etc. This is a £30k contract he's asking us to risk because he doesnt want us following the rules.
this whole "hotel staff are lax with security" thing is down to people kicking off because they were told no. any time we day no, some gammon cunt 50 year psycho off their tits on coke spends the next 3 hours screaming about how much they're paying and we should just let them in a room.
that the restaurant should be able to say "are you fucking crazy, no
We cannot ensure your safety."
I dunno. I think its fair enough for a burger place to say "look, if you got allergies you shouldnt eat our food." People just don't like being told no. If a customer (I know it's unlikely they would) turns up to a seafood place and says they have a seafood/crustacean allergy, its only fair
yes, destroy the USA, Godzilla. Make the people happy!
what a surprise that the palace wants to make peace with a genocidal regime filled with sexual predators.
The ex Nato head can cry about lack of military funding as much as he likes but to try and blame it on welfare funding is bullshit, and should be made to retract such a claim when so many people are struggling and disabled people have lost benefits they rely on to live.
like, we need to get as far out from under america's thumb as we can, rejoining Europe is the only reasonable and sensible course.
Farage and the conservatives need to shut the fuck up about brexit and the referendum already. We know it was rigged, we know they took russian money, it was barely a win, it wasnt legally binding, we did it anyway and it was a huge fucking failure, they need to fuck off and shut up.
does that ghoulish betting site that lets psychos bet on the war let me place a bet on Orban falling out of a window onto some fucking novichok laced bullets?
no one should ever last that long in a democracy, if they do, it means they're fucking rotten. Anyone who somehow makes it past 8 years should automatically get fucking got cuz they clearly up to shit.
fingers crossed that Orban eats a big fat shit sandwich. Hungary deserves better than that piece of shit. (ridiculous that a pretty right side of Conservative is still somehow better than the cunt whose been in charge for 16 years)
(And they didn't even call the space mission "historical")
the news needs to ease up calling every event "historical." There's been about 8 historical events this week and I can't even remember what they are now.
Green winning councils in Kent of all places is like... fuck yeah.