I am become pork, Destroyer of hunger.

Every therapist at my work has one of those

They sure would like you to be

It's that good?

Celebrating Easter with the devil

So many movies these days are basically "stuff happens, then more stuff happens". The Mario galaxy movie is like a perfect encapsulation of this.

A coworker told me they thought was only in my mid 30s today and it was the kindest compliment I've been paid in a long time.

Artemis II?

I tried to take an ADHD assessment but got bored halfway through and quit filling it out. Theres just no way of knowing.

TIL that you can delete the gigs upon gigs of memory in a Google Pixel's AI Core and also disable it with no ill effects and saving 3+ gigs of RAM and also making the phone faster and battery last longer

That is pretty cool, though

Reminder to check your public library to borrow stuff for free like video games, books/ebooks, movies (including digital/streaming), and possibly even free museum passes and other goodies

That's a pretty AF spaceship

Hey now, the Defender rules.

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop.

Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything.

It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.

Time to boot it up again

!!!! When did they add that?

Hour five

Fuckin semis rolling over in the wind shutting down the interstate

Now stuck for three hours

Two hours

Been sitting Stationary in traffic for an hour and ten minutes now.

Immediately getting the british handbuilt car experience: the gas cap won't open and I need to Jimmy it open with a credit card so I can unscrew and reattach the cap in the right place so it can open. I did this to myself :D

Decisions were made

Not exactly, but not necessarily that far off? Not buying anything, yet

I have decided that now is the perfect time to have a midlife crisis.

I ate a half box of girl scout cookies without actually realizing I was doing it.

Yes, basically.