Iconoclast dialog options are just the fucking best, man

Fantastic Four movie adaptations are cursed. Nobody knows why. God just hates them.

5 year old brains pick up languages crazy fast. Little fucker is set for life if you leave him alone to play with his friends.

Imagine if during WW2 they censored jazz but let Hitler have his own radio station.

Honestly it is kinda funny in a cosmic sort of way that they’re trying so hard to censor trans people transing due to culture war bullshit but just let enemy propaganda in the actual war they started fly right on by.

I think Kang falling apart, Boseman dying, Cap and Iron Man out of the picture and Spider-Man being shared with Sony kinda combined into a perfect storm somehow.

I think what the MCU fails to get about Thor is that serious Thor is the funniest Thor. Nothing is funnier than Thor being played completely straight as a being of infinite majesty and power being sued for defamation by Howard the Duck and represented by She-Hulk.

fascism is basically when you get so obsessed about purity there’s an overflow error and you achieve super rot

impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community

“Transgender ideology” doesn’t turn kids transgender. The classic manga Ranma 1/2, by Rumiko Takahashi, turns kids transgender. Know the difference.

i don’t need to look at your appearance and neither do you. I don’t need to think ab how much to stare in your eyes. I don’t need to hear my own voice and cry

Whimsymaxxing

just remembered trans penny pokemon isnt technically canon. sad again

I know this is a few years after the fact but Penny in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet is like... 1000% Trans girl coded, right?

Oversized hoodie, skilled computer programmer, big Eevee backpack, Eeveelution-only team, interacts with friends exclusively through the internet under an assumed name?

It's much better for us if he runs in 2028. He'll be a lot more dangerous in 2032

Some minions also hear about FDR from anticomunists and so decide that he's the most evil from their point of view

this really is america's suez moment lol

There are ways in which settlement in Palestine mirrors the settlement of western North America, especially as it relates to the symbiotic relationship between settler and army against native, but the settlement process in 2026 is far more centralized than it ever was in 1830.

A lot of people believe, for whatever reason, that 1) settlers are few and far between in Israeli politics, rather than literally >10% of the Jewish population and in government, and 2) that settlement as an enterprise is not state-backed and state-ran.

I think if you asked the median person even on Bluesky to estimate exactly how many Jewish settlers live in occupied Palestinian territory most would be off by at least 300,000.

Probably a good choice for your sanity, but the content is very funny

The best way I can describe cybersmith's relationship with leftists and queer people is like if a German POW in ww2 was a hardline nazi but really funny intentional or not so the allies shackle him in the corner of the recreation hall and use him as a jester.

It's also basically how trans healthcare worked for most of it's existence, turns out it sucked

Normally I’d say the president has very little control over the national economy, and that’s true, but it is actually Trump’s fault if we go into a recession six years after coming out of one

It’s also just a bad reading of the actual text. Pilate acts like he’s just letting the Sanhedrin do what they want, but when Jesus is actually, physically killed, He is crucified by Roman soldiers, not stoned by Jewish clerics.

No, we are not doing “Jewish deicide” on Bluesky, the Nostra aetate settled this decades ago.

The Roman authorities, with the support of local oligarchs, killed Jesus. There’s no “blood guilt on all Jewish people” (or on Italians).

The Adversus Judaeos bull is literally 1600 years out of date.

The Supreme Court is funny, they make bribes legal soup to nuts and then they're like 'we're collegial!' yeah I fucking bet lol going to opera and shit, sounds like a nice time

there's a pretty long list of legitimate charities providing aid in Gaza, and Molly is really determined to get you to donate to whoever it is she's supporting rather than any of the actual charities, including ones which have been shot at by the IDF.

it's at least cosmically funny how some folks in the admin were clearly setting up to blame israel for this debacle and then trump is like "oh nonono i made the decision to do this all by myself"

They'll take an interview with Mussolini for the job, but he can't understand their weird gibberish so he doesn't hire them, not realizing they're telling him about how they assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdiand.