THAT’s what it was. That cadence was ringing bells in my head. That woulda bugged me all day 😁

(When I say “I drank it”, I actually mean “I tried a small sip and almost died.)

I remember one time I got a Shamrock Shake at a drive-thru, only to realize it hadn’t properly mixed with the base vanilla “ice cream”. It was just a cup of green syrup concentrate.

I drank it.

I DO NOT recommend this.

Be advised: after the SNL Weekend Update emoji skit, I’m officially adopting 🚡 to represent “bulletproof self-confidence in the face of all doubters.”

I think it’s cute that you call the voices in your head “coworkers”!

*Sinners* really did a number on you, huh?

Cait American runs on Dunkin’ do you even HEAR yourself right now?!?

“He’s got great form, Michelle. Just look at that extension. This is what makes him a champion.”

Salon.com article: Rebecca Black started the ragebait era ALEX GALBRAITH Fifteen years ago, the singer-songwriter showed the web loved nothing more than a pile-on

This headline from Salon cracks me up, like it was her fault. Rebecca Black, why would you do this?!?

Thai iced tea should be a breakfast staple. There, I said it.

If that works, please post an update.

Now’s your chance to make a killing by printing 250 versions with the correct schedule and selling them 10 feet in front of the main entrance.

If anything, the book titles seem like complete gobbledegook…

There’s literally no way an AV3 script would be rejected for recycling jokes from AV 1&2. That’s the least believable part of this whole premise.

Oh yer not THAT old.

Seems like a solid investment.

Thank god someone around here is finally talking some sense.

Yeah I love that book. I waited way too long to read it and I was shocked at how crazy it is. Not just in terms of storyline, but Melville is just like “Fuck it! This chapter is a stage play!”

Thank you I will die on this hill with you.

Hank, you missed a spot.

These things happen.

To be fair your profile pic is a skeleton so if anything it was a compliment.

Okay, sorry, that was a dick thing to say. I’m crispy this morning.

I mean, I STILL think I’m right, but I’m sorry I was rude about it.

Seriously, draw me the lighting diagram that explains these shadows. I’m absolutely fascinated.

Cool man. I’ve got 12 years of experience doing film and video lighting. Lemme know if you wanna compare notes.

a woman is crying with a tear running down her face . Alt: Demi Moore in Ghost saying “Ditto”

“Ditto.”

Trinity: “I’ve never seen that before. You moved like they do.”

Look, just because you don’t share my taste in music, you can’t tell me what to do.

*checks source*

Seems legit.

I finally found my spirit animal.