I’ll never forget the last time I’ve ever attempted to watch Fallon: 2010, when he demoed Donkey Kong Country Returns on Late Night.
It was like watching a serial killer clumsily trying to throw investigators off the scent. No way the Sheboygan Stabber would ever play a Wii! Ha ha, this is great.
I love the free nation of Philadelphia
“Avatar spoilers” this, “TADC spoilers” that.
Gurl, just don’t mindlessly scroll through shorts on TikTok or wherever.
That shit rots your brain anyways and you never know what you’re going to get… hell, just stay off TikTok or shorts in general.
another Looney Tunes Easter egg in Coyote vs. Acme is that Wile still carries his ID card from "Operation: Rabbit"
"How are we, the customers of video games, supposed to react when murderers come to sell us products?"
"Boycott things that you find objectionable. We've got plenty of other games to play."
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Some excellent quotes by @cheesemeister.bsky.social in this article.
lol I forgot this was a thing
he blocked me after i clowned on him for his blaming of claude for joining a block list
he's such a chump
“Say doc (carrot munching noises) your grandfather hid this pocket watch up his ass…”
Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom
PSA to anyone remotely considering Tucker's "apology".
lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"
It’s amazing how many bullies become deeply principled pacifists the first time they get punched back.
When the devs pipe up
If you posted online about the movie, campaigned for it, or wished they could’ve seen it before it was buried by WB, please go out and see it in theaters. Put your money where your mouth is, show WB that Looney Tunes and good family movies have value.
A screenshot of Why from the bsky team’s profile showing Goobsausage has been blocked.
Yooooo, same here! Good list to be on, but sad I can’t see his buffoonery.
Right now Candace Owens is claiming Laura Loomer isn't actually Jewish and Laura is saying that Charlie choosing Erika over Candace is proof that god cursed her and it made me realize that leftist infighting isn't all that bad
the riddler: riddle me this, batman
batman: why would i riddle you? you're the riddler
the riddler: you won't. i'm going to riddle you
batman: ok. you did just say "riddle me" though
the riddler: i said riddle me this. that means i'm riddling you
batman: yeah it straight up doesn't but ok
I couldn't help myself
hell yeah
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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