In other words, even Florida cops have stopped caring what Donald Trump thinks?

Every single news source should be leading with a version of, “Holy shit look at this fucking lunatic and what he cares about” and the fact that they’re not means we’re all in huge trouble.

‘Remember, this poor man had to watch the world learn about his misshapen tiny penis from the porn star he paid to have sex with him while his wife was pregnant.’

US House speaker gives Trump so-called ‘America First’ award amid global chaos Critics mock Mike Johnson and Republicans for presenting the president with the newly concocted award

The campaign begins today. Who will be the SECOND recipient of the illustrious America First award???
Don’t count me out.
We will find out in a year!!

Middle East crisis live: Trump says Iran ‘begging to make a deal, not me’ US president addresses conflict at cabinet meeting with fresh barbs against Nato and the UK in particular

Says the guy who is a walking definition of textbook projection.
It’s laughable to think every country in the world hasn’t figured out he’s full of shit yet.
But the stock market HAS to believe… it’s all they have to hold onto.

Far as I’m concerned, those smug DOGE twits we’ve seen being assholes in their depositions murdered two people today.

the way this is going how is Hegseth NOT getting loaded like a freight train every single day?

This is how a person who doesn’t know what’s going on sits while their primary caretaker orders them dinner. He doesn’t know what’s going on.

Can someone tell Rand Paul that if this alone isn’t enough for him to leave that criminal political party, then he can fuck all the way off? Again.

(He’s not on here)

As a thought experiment, imagine me in my underwear…

Dusting off my Northwestern sweatshirt and buying a tube of Just For Men…

God bless you for posting this Ali

If I’ve learned anything from TV it’s that if you’re just a everyday regular police person and someone enters the room saying, “Listen up people…” you’re in for a long night.

Please let him shit his pants on live tv please please I’ve never asked for anything

These guys have never had a stupid idea that they didn’t say out loud.

There. You “got” the peace prize. Now will you please go the fuck away?

Remember when the Segway was going to make everything all better?

We are mere hours away from one of these stupid cosplay lards blowing their hand off with their own flashbang and blaming a grandmom out walking the dog.

Prove it. What hospital? What was treatment? What’s his condition?
This is when a useful and free press follows up.

He immediately put on this gaudy piece of trash, like the worst kid on the soccer team at the pizza party after a 0-15 season.

Where are they burying Cheney? No reason. Just curious.

“Tell me about this thing you and Vlad were saying where you replace all your organs and live forever.”

“Yeah uhhh. Maybe later dude.”

Duolingo chooses to do some weird stuff with this owl thing.

One of the punk geriatrics who lives in my mom’s retirement community has a shirt that says,
“The Epstein Files are Not in Chicago”
and I now have a goal for my golden years.

Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime Feb 4th 1939

From Feb 4th 1939

Go away old man. Let the real Democrats start doing something. Feckless twat.

Ahh sports. What fun.

Today is happening and @cnn.com is full of lunar eclipse news and a “best vacuum” article.
Just one of many shameful dereliction of duties from our “free” press.

Great. I’m « I can’t figure out how to get my smart tv to play anything but two teenager dorks playing nba2k against each other online « old.

Is it just me or is this worm’s head tic getting more and more pronounced?
It’s like he’s fighting with all his might not to do a nazi salute at the end of every sentence.