The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
The neo-nazi owner and them pushing tits like Tate.
I know you’re currently wondering about stats post substack, but I was *so* happy to see you leave.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A shower with an option for "heater" and for temperature. All pretty standard. However, there is also an option for "eels."
My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try
I loved Lisbon, but it may have changed in the following 40yrs…
I ate squid for every meal, so try everywhere that serves squid maybe?
moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!
Can confirm, have hacked from a maccies.
EasyJet advert: “Derry-Londonderry flights from £25 one way”
that’s quite a short flight, even for twenty five quid
By the AI? Because the backlash against AI is well underway.
Everyone know you can put all shapes through the square hole
My child the other day expressed exasperation “Do you know how much of a detrimental effect it’s having on me having parents that actually still like each other?” 😂
Same vibes as sitting in a playground at dusk as a teen.
Do you have any 20/20?
A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"
[Sade voice 🎵]
“Ooooh Ground Control, I done a whoopsie”
You know.
Ah, I see you’ve met some of the creatives then.
Same. Now I’m having to remember stage left/right/up/down/in/out. Thought I had it down pat but the last thing I built was built facing a different direction in the workshop than usual and it also rotated…
While this is a feat of athleticism that I am jealous of, I’ve had to fight not to photoshop Tom onto the Weapons poster since seeing this.
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
That’s fantastic!
We were talking about this the other day at work. I like how they almost universally take the mickey out of themselves. I quite like the “Half Man Half Biscuit” cover band “Half-arsed Half Biscuit”
An email to Pilot that reads "Hello, My name is Luka."
We know times are tough but it's still sad to see Suzanne Vega getting in to the spamming game.
While not exactly my fave thing to do this did make my insomnia much more bearable. Instead of fretting I was going to be knackered the next day just accepting that laying cozy for a few of hours is still restful. Add in sleep headphones and a quiet podcast and suddenly 3-4hrs of sleep is workable.
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
Will your child be attending?
[ ] Yarr
[ ] Nay lad
15.00 FILM: ALPHA BRVAO CHARLIE DELTA ECHO FOXTROT GOLF HOTEL INDIA JULIE KILO LIMA MIKE NOVEMBER OSCAR PAPA QUEBEC ROMEO SIERRA TANGO UNIFORM VICTORY WHISKY X-RAY YANKEE Prequel to the film Zulu.
Bear in mind that if you read this and thought "What a lot of reading for that gag" then we also had to type it out. So we are the real losers, alright?
Love Ghent. Now I don’t have an infosec conference as an excuse to go to there :(
