But what was its assigned sex at birth?

We are 7 weeks into the most egregious stock market manipulations of our lifetime.

Orchestrated by a crooked president and his underlings.

Billions siphoned via false proclamations of ceasefires and peace talks.

With the criminals in charge, every day is a crime spree.

I wouldn't have immediately got that reference if I hadn't seen Patricia Quinn talking about it last night re: the opening of Rocky Horror.

French marital reforms are an important step forward for women and asexual people Challenging the societal standard that not having sex is a problem would be a positive for everyone

France has made a powerful step towards challenging the idea that sex is a legal expectation within marriage.

What this means for asexual rights, from @theyasminbenoit.bsky.social 

Daddy bear: my porridge is too hot.
Mummy bear: my porridge is too cold.
Baby bear: aren't we supposed to eat fish?

I like to think he'd be more subtle tbh

I DONT WANNIT WAAA WAAAAAA

The guy in the cap...does it...does it say Melania???

I used to say Boris was a modern Henry VIII ...but let's look here...
Interesting how often the authoritarians ape the syphilitic woman killer

STOP INVESTING THOUGHTS INTO TWITTER

Tthhiiss

I just stuck a progesterone up my foof - let's party!

Yeah I mean you can edit from bed

"We've got better Garys, we got Cooper, we got Sinise, we got Romola- no I hear she's British...we got so many Hungry Garys and in many ways, many ways, Orban actually won, he won and he conceded because he's a gentleman, but we will still take all the Garys they didn't hang..."

Now preparing myself to find out which right-wing pundits were getting paid by Hungary by henceforth seeing them turn up a hell of a lot more doing 24-hour news channel paper reviews.

Uugghhh

Péter Magyar victory speech:

"We want to make a country where no one is persecuted because they think differently or because someone loves in a different way to others."

He may not have campaigned as a liberal. But this is a huge change of direction and rhetoric from Orbán’s anti-LGBTQ+ crusade.

I hope he brings everything you wish 🤞

Petition for @zackpolanski.bsky.social to change his name to "Johnny Englishman"

Are you well enough SoCo?

There was an empty seat :(

Magyar’s speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: “He’s basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired.”

Thursday to Sunday.
I home.
I sleep.
I no drive no more pls.

Tonight, supporting Helen Serafinowitz in Norwich.

Always starts with the choking, btw, statistically.
If his hands wrap round the front of your throat*, you wrap yours round the doorhandle.

*Not kink shaming, front over windpipe is always unsafe even if you've agreed that's tonight's game ✌️

Lunch

I'm moonscrolling

CRACK TONIGHT

Blackwood
@thebrookerman.bsky.social
@comedylopez.bsky.social
@jamesecook.bsky.social

Just wrote a joke about shoehorns. Wish I could figure out a way to fit it into my set.