Dear AARP, I'm not that old, just yet

If your bass shakes the whole building, it's too loud.

7AM on the dot for some Waste Management dubstep as the garbage truck passes

Went to ask my manager a question on a ticket involving a sensitive user.
Noticed a big meeting with all the senior staff.
Realized this is not where I parked my car.

Fixed a commercial laser printer by unjamming paper from the fuser unit saving the state 600 dollars

In a personal worst, I've been WHAM! 'd

I'm too old to move. I'm just glad it's done

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The planet is healing
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I know I'm old because I'm pleased with upgrading my CPAP equipment.

I'm out of Memphis BBQ, and there's no sense in replacing it before I move.

*Big sad*

It was cold enough in my apartment this morning my coffee was steaming

Last day of Oktoberfest.

I've recently discovered elderflower liquor. This could be interesting

Galaxy store has 4 apps to update.
*Select*
Galaxy store must be updated to update apps
*Angry select*

Probably on the sauce

Every time we think EA can't sink any lower, they prove us wrong.

First game I bought my PC at the time couldn't run

We need a ghost to tell us this?

I love Hockez!

Saw ground beef at Sam's Club for almost $24/lbs
Trump economy, y'all.

I have a job offer. It's not great but it's better than unemployment and the benefits are finally nice.
Progress.

Butterfly is why we're getting a scourge

I'm ignoring the fantasy story line in my AI story generator and I'm radicalizing the NPCs to a communist revolution. This is WAY better.

HR really needs to go fuck itself asking for SSN, DL, selective service registration and 5(!) reference for low end jobs, at the time of application.

Yeah my Publix is less than 500m away, but I struggle some days too.

No delivery services?

Oh wait, got my parties mixed up. I thought the SVP said it.

SP says something smart?

The liver epidemic in a few years is going to be spectacular

So is diversity.
Bonus when both!