Take me to the sauna

I'm going to need y'all to wake it the absolute fuck UP for Jessie Ware's Superbloom cause, BABY, this is music for GAY people who like music that is gay, diva BOOTS

How the fuck is the Democratic party so god damn fucking useless though??

omg I am SO sorry, hope everything goes smoothly for you both as you try to get back on track :(

Do you watch over them and think, "Gee, that guy'd probably taste great after a nice brine bath"?

Baby, that portrait is on NOBODY'S side...

a video game screen shows a man and a woman and the words friendship ALT: a video game screen shows a man and a woman and the words friendship

Rainy day off and no one wants to come over and play Mortal Kombat II in our jock straps wtf

My first time seeing this particular bit of unhinged dialogue LOL

Get it, diva

Lol is this anything?

After 28 years and many failed attempts, I have finally beaten this game I got for Easter back in '98, and let me just say:
WOW
What a video game. Zelda and Chrono Trigger got together and made a really challenging but incredible, quirky little late 90's gem. Big recommend for the retro girlies.

a fluffy pink and white mouse/hamster thing, positioned on a red, T-shaped structure, as if crucified

𝓗𝓮 𝓘𝓼 𝓡𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓷

Was Mary Magdalene the original Tomb Raider? Makes you think

Playing Alundra makes my face look like this too

LMAO

Lazarus, come out (of the closet)!

Skyrim springs eternal

Diva, the puzzles... The platforming... The weird off-color jokes about oral sex.
WHAT A GAME

I have NEVER beaten Alundra but I WANT to so badly. Not even Gameshark can help you with this game LOL

That this hasn’t been ported as a trilogy for PS5 and Switch 2 yet is criminal. IS Lightning Returns a TERRIBLE game? YES! Do we still need it again? NO-I MEAN YES

Hi, boys

Wake it up

I detest cheap sentiment!

Great Confluence of Things moment where I heard "going to be an uncle" which made me think "unc" and then "unc-unc" like Michelle Visage saying "ankh-ankh" like a car horn in response to Yuhua Hamasaki's ankh look which was immediately followed up with a car horn honking outside. Brilliant & dumb.

Amy, I’m going to need you to be so for real right now

Happy Friday, F-Slurs

As Lady Gaga once said,
“It’s just another day…”

Lopsided sunglasses are so in right now 🕶️ 💇‍♂️

Gorgeous gorgeous girls play Hwei

Yes I unironically programmed this for a choir and yes it is as powerful as the cover image would imply