Never before has a man been so twice

he gets so heated when we dont wanna hear his testicle surgery story again

I have a specific brain disease wherein I can certainly recognize and recall movies and shows if they come up but if you ask me to list movies and shows I have seen in the past year I am struggling to come up with anything

So if we make clear in advance what we expect of someone we're giving our vote to, and they explicitly dismiss and deride our concerns, we do... what then?

Maybe admonish Democrats to pay attention to what people who WANT to vote are telling you will be required of them in order to GET those votes?

Jimmy Carter rabbit incident - Wikipedia

Sending the warmth of my heart to all who observe this special day. I am talking, of course, about the anniversary of when Jimmy Carter got attacked by that big swimming rabbit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_C...

I'm cunning. You're making me cun.

a tweet from x.com from @sketchesbyboze says "Why are folks getting dumber?" Because they don't read. "Why aren't men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?" Because they don't read. "Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?" "Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?" Because they don't read. Because they don't read. Beneath the tweet is shown a reply from Tumblr from @misterslapnutz that says Men's,rent romabtic because women have been Telling men to leave them alone.

thank you misterslapnutz

What I'm learning from all this is that there are people who genuinely believe that the mjusic acts that are most famous and commercially successful (minus Geese I guess) got that way because they are more talented and interesting than all the non-famous bands and musicians.

panicking bc this claymore mine says 'front toward enemy' but it doesn't say which side is the front, like it would kind of make sense if the text was the front but on the other hand the text should probably be facing me "the operator", it's not like the enemy needs to read it???

seeing a sea lion enjoying an abundance of fish without any effort at a choice point in the river: "Nobody wants to work anymore"

a man in a suit and tie is making a face Alt: Willem Dafoe is booping his head and making a face that suggests "Of course! How silly of me not to think of that!" It is from American Psycho

The morons on Bluesky have not considered that without sufficient funding it may not even be feasible for the Navy to carry out various war crimes!

Nostalgia-watching Martin. Haha Cole you fucking scoundrel.

I feel like if you had a snout putting a snug little soft muzzle on would feel good af

SPOILER if you're suicidal, have you considered that 3 babies exist?

you can tell The Pitt is a really profound show because of how sad and upset everyone on it always is

a 4-star review of Humboldt Fog cheese titled More flavor that reads "If you like a full buddy cheese this fails short. This is a nice mild cheese."

full buddy cheese

medically soft cheeses (search)

I wanted to use McDonald's McSalad Shakers but it turns out those were only around for 3 years and I think the modern neo-Confederate movement should run with this. Pride at having outlasted the McDonald's McSalad Shaker. Print bumper stickers. "McSalad Shaker's down? Secession still around!"

when you interview the guy so hard he ODs right after

New to Discord server. Books channel is talking about Le Guin and Left Hand. I post link to her story "Coming of Age in Karhide" bc it takes place in same society. It occurs to me afterward that this contains a teenager having sex w an adult ("But They're Aliens, It's Normal" etc) Maybe a bad debut.

guy taking a dump in a fish tank "I will do whatever it takes to protect my family"

they seem to have made a lot of assumptions about what the dinosaurs were doing

Saw a blue drink mix labeled "SONIC" and got excited because I hoped for Sonic the Hedgehog branded but it turned out to be Sonic the Restaurant branded. No thank you.

the house across the street has been having a party for 5+ hours now, yelling and laughing at great volume all the while, and I can't make out more than an occasional word clearly but based on what I can hear someone has definitely put their balls on someone else's face

"Lesser of Two Evils" voters be like

saw a designer dog breeder on IG currently producing cane corsodoodles (the photos of them were definitely AI but I also don't doubt someone is stupid enough to actually breed and buy said poor monstrosities)

and actually it was a drawing of a magical wizard

child: "look I drew a flower with a butterfly on it"

me: "did you know that God is a falsehood that dooms us all?"

guys we gotta vote against this