HP Lovecraft sounds like Hewlett Packard’s first and only foray into sex cars

black and white portrait of HP Lovecraft. Why the long face, HP? dick stuck in a phonograph again, or is it just the racism?

well then he needs to work on said craft. look at this guy. that's the face of a guy who has his dick stuck in a bottle of Dr. Russel's Pepsin Bitters RIGHT NOW

what do we want?

OBJECT PERMANENCE

when do we want it?

WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

hp lovecraft seems like the type of guy who got his dick stuck in places it shouldn't have been

hope he backed into home plate

immediate answer. no weird ai and ads thank u bluesky community for answering the pressing questions

progressive, beneficial schadenfreude

you guys are better than google now. is the guy with the big ass playing baseball this year

"diaper" is just a funny word. might could get a dog and name it "Diaper"

sure

is this reverse psychology

Diet Dr. Diapepper (Diet Dr. Pepper for your diaper)

i want you to put the word out there that we back up

it's true

Diapepper (pepper for your diaper)

people who do autobody repair annoyed that the name "dentist" was already taken

Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

counts

i'll allow it

road sign with the Misfits skull face in a red triangle above a rectangular sign reading I WANT YOUR SKULL! I NEED YOUR SKULL!

attn

Delete your fucking X account. It's worthless and it funds one of the biggest bigots on the planet. Get the fuck off.

having a political ideology of "i just like seeing the other guys cry" is bad. but having a political ideology of belief in collective action to improve the lives of everyone PLUS "i just like seeing the other guys cry"??? that's good

DON POST Studios 1964 Universal monster mask Phantom of the Opera b&w photo of the iconic Lon Chaney look from the silent classic

accidentally opened the front camera

The worst Republican ghouls live in NOVA and they are seething right now.

have fun commuting in from West Virginia, fellas

that second one is graham planter and you can't convince me otherwise

ive had worse (Cat food that I mistook for banana bread)

no 😢 this time he's just endorsing susan collins

selfie of me laying on the couch leaning against a brown pillow. there are two pieces of sourdough bread stacked on my shoulder. The top slice is the heel, and on the crust there is a little smear of butter as well as small glob of rice. yeah that's my microwave in the background.

about 15 minutes ago, 4yo declared "i making pancake!" and this is the result