I’m already listening to a single Hozier song on repeat. This year’s seasonal depression is about to be S tier.

d100 for rim (entire spice cabinet)

Roll each of:
d20 for primary alcohol
d12 for secondary alcohol
d10 for mixer
d8 for splash of flavor
d6 for garnish
d4 for glass

None of these words are in the bible, but they’re about to be filed in a restraining order against you

Fuck
Marry
Kill
Sue
Lobotomize

Yesterday I was reviewing some Pivot tables with my manager on a screenshare, and we were highlighting together the scary numbers that looked concerning, and I realized I work in macrodata refinement IRL. Help.

On Valentine’s Day, I leave the oven and fridge open so their temperatures can finally be together

No-Bake = Boiled

I hate depression era meals. what do you mean you boiled cookies

It’s my birthday, I can defy norms how I want to