How I speak to my beasts

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a white unicorn standing on its hind legs in front of a fire ALT: a white unicorn standing on its hind legs in front of a fire

HAPPY BIRTHMAS

skeb

The fire was inside the corndog,it came out like a bit of a corndog fossil.

Accidentally microwaved a corndog for 30 minutes.

I had to take it outside because it was on fire.

Call everyone and tell them to bring popcorn and candy,it's movie night. 😎

FIVE 👏 FUCKTILLION 👏 MILLIGRAMS 👏 OF 👏 CAFFEINE 👏

I misread that as prions I'm so fucking stupid and tired.

NO

astral projecting into the minds of our brave troops overseas, dancing like that one fuckass grubhub ad, burger in my hand, as they lay nearby stricken with sleep paralysis and hunger in their bunks. hopefully this psychic technique spurs several of Epstein's Angels into some full metal jacket shit

I legitimately thought Laura loomer was in her mid 40s, only to find out she's younger than me what the fuck???

Food is a human right. End of story. YouTube video by Farming While Beige

youtube.com/shorts/wL21M...

I love this dude.

The full interaction

A hilarious interaction I saw on an ad comment section on the old people social media website.

Every single one of these is an absolute banger.

Time to repost some cute Sailor Moon comics that haven't been posted to Bluesky yet ✨️

#sailormoon #comics #yuri #lgbt

Harvester does have like 4000 Red Herring ahh items if I remember correctly.

Not me yelling "AY YO THAT'S FORKBOY" when they played it in Rango for .5 seconds at 500x speed.

Harvester holds a special place in my heart because it's like David Cronenberg and David Lynch got mashed into a 90s point and click adventure.

I have no mouth is great to, albeit frustrating lmao

"Five hundred chili cheese fries."

Chili cheese fries absolutely fuck.

For W H A T?

I loved this game so much

And now Throbbing Gristle have got back together

Spiders coming thru the ceiling and
its OKAY

I Gizzed all over the Christmas turkey and now I'm not allowed at family gatherings anymore.