Alles Gute! You’re supposed to bring cake.

www.maptap.gg April 21
98🔥 97🔥 87🎉 65🙃 53🤫
Final score: 723 Game of two halves today.

What’s the worst food from *your* cuisine?

Just the tomato. I can take or leave a full English, but the tomatoes are inedible.

And that is why all Apple products must a USB-C charger in the EU.

Can’t be told off for feeding Ron from the table if there’s no table…

Indeed. But she’s not the PM. I can’t believe he’s given so many arseholes a chance to punch him in the face. He is so bad at this.

I still haven’t told them that we eat on the sofa regularly.

Spelling and grammar, eh?

Once I thought I’d eat like an American because it looked cool. So I cut up my food and picked up my fork with my right hand. My dad, without looking up, said “Pick up your knife, Paul!” That was that.

She had zero interest in me. Maybe I was delusional. 😂 I have never licked my knife apart from to annoy my mum.

Loving this guy’s suit.

Not even ick actually. Just judgment. 😂

Ick. Probably because it was something that was strictly verboten when we were kids. Table manners were very important to my parents.

Mine was when a girl I liked licked her knife.

It feels like he’s done everything he could to remain ignorant of anything that could come back to him. I can’t imagine he didn’t have questions he knows he should have asked.

The problem looks like he’s done a great job in deliberate ignorance. He should have asked. Diane Abbot has just skewered him.

He’s approaching this too much like a lawyer. You can’t get away from the fact that it was a stupid appointment.

Really irritated with Starmer lawyering this to the nth degree. Here’s Badenoch to save him.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER!

This is a problem Trump will have solved for most people by the middle of the year.

I‘m sure Asterix has horns on his helmet.

I‘m going to watch Loose Change 2nd Edition now. My favourite conspiracy nonsense.

Why would you go and say something like that!?

www.maptap.gg April 20
98🎯 92🏆 96🔥 75🌞 71😂
Final score: 820

I’d love JIT airporting. No stress, no risk. Just enough time to do what’s needed. Basically you never stop moving until you sit down on the plane.

Great selection of questions.

Nobody’s going to say no to a slice of that.

2026 feels like it’s going to deliver a shocking double whammy of no title for Arsenal and no relegation for Spurs.

Crimson Tide or Local Hero for me.

Crimson Tide or Local Hero