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I feel like I need this for..... A lot of people, really. But not you, you Pishock wearing freak.

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A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

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An old Life Magazine ad from 1940 animated by Studio Spud using Moho software (2D vector animation).
www.instagram.com/studio_spud

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it always boggles the living shit out of me how more people don't remember this, or downplayed it. honestly half the time I feel like it should've been worse so we had proof of how bad it all was, but then I think 'I don't want good people to die just to prove how nightmarish Trump is.'

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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸

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I love how 'Grandma Voice' is finally getting some of the love she deserves. She's such a cute character.

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god, I wonder what Billy thinks looking down on his son lying through his teeth on a regular basis.

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@thestegocephalian.bsky.social lord, I see you liked my Cyber Fencing pics and my first thought was 'they must think my form SUCKED.'

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#comedy Momma bought grandma a new pocket calendar book that goes from 2026 to 2028. I said "Shit, you think she'll be alive in 2028? You're optimistic." Still I don't have much room to talk, I bought mom a treasury bond that matures in 30 years....

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ahem. #blueprince YOU MISERABLE SONS OF BITCHES YOU TELLING ME I BROKE MY GODDAMN BRAIN IN TWO SOLVING THE LAST PUZZLE AND THERE'S -ANOTHER- ONE AFTER THAT?!

Misery. actual goddamn exhausted misery. I'm going to bed.

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"DUEL ME!"

"hell no. catch these arrows."

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Jurassic 5 "Thin Line" (Ft. Nelly Furtado)
Jurassic 5 "Thin Line" (Ft. Nelly Furtado) YouTube video by hiphopeveryday

#MusicChallenge
#ScavengerHunt2

Day 12 - Something Sticky

Jurassic 5 feat Nelly Furtado - Thin Line

Opposites attract when the female and male come in contact
Sticky situation in fact, tryin' not to let the feelin's catch

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrnk...

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shit I thought Huang Shao was supposed to be a great tactician. great tactic'd his way into a badger den.

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Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D #comic

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Here we fixed this for you, @wsj.com

We see you trying to help JD pretend he doesn’t have to wear this war when he runs for president. Nope.

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Two rosalinas, one in the Starry Night dress (designed by sarukaiwolf), the other in Celestial Glimmer (designed by me)

Two rosalinas, one in the Starry Night dress (designed by sarukaiwolf), the other in Celestial Glimmer (designed by me)

Celestial Starry Night ✨️💫

Starry Night dress design by @sarukaiwolf.bsky.social

#art #nintendo #rosalina

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Fatima Doohan from Anachronox. Look up her rule 34. Oh wait, there isn't ANY.

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Right?

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If you played MMOs to socialize more than raid, you were always a VRChat player. You just didn't know it yet.

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"Rouge Sketches"

Comment and Enjoy ^ ^

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kofi swimsuit request of an anonymous cats' OC, Isadora ≽^•⩊•^≼

yes she has four arms and four fingers on each hand teehee

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The new Cyber Fencing world in #VRchat is awesome and provides for some killer pictures.

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A collective photo taken at Firestorm Books. Our team, including five humans and two dogs, is sitting on the sidewalk in front of the building looking relaxed. The sky is bright but cloudy and flags on the building hang without any indication of wind. The building is painted forest green and various posters and signs are visible in the windows, which reflect the sky. The largest reads "Immigrants Welcome."

A collective photo taken at Firestorm Books. Our team, including five humans and two dogs, is sitting on the sidewalk in front of the building looking relaxed. The sky is bright but cloudy and flags on the building hang without any indication of wind. The building is painted forest green and various posters and signs are visible in the windows, which reflect the sky. The largest reads "Immigrants Welcome."

Like a lot of small businesses in our region, Firestorm has been in financial distress for the last year. Hurricane Helene was our tipping point, but local cost of living increases, inflation, and higher occupancy costs are huge contributors. 1/9

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its annoying that "AI" now means chatgpt and claude and shit and not what it should, which is "sassy sentient-starship computers"

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Artemis and the Artemis II mission! I can’t stop thinking about the Artemis plushie watching over the launch of the Orion hahaha #art #sailormoon #artemisII

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Happy Easter!

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Ok, so according to
quoteinvestigator.com/2024/01/19/i...

Its a combination of two different phrases that have been melded over time, and the single use of the version you mentioned that folks say was Oscar Wilde never happened

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🐎🐎🐎

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this Rosalina animation is longer than her screentime in the movie

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