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Posts by Capt. Josi Ferys🦋

I just completed that same ordeal. The doctor said something about biohazard containment.

…And Will, Deanna is looking for you and doesn’t seem pleased.

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Dr Bashir will require you to disrobe and stay in the decontamination room for an hour. Your uniform will be held in the transporter buffer, then deleted.

…Ask me how I know?

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I was originally a botanist with a strong background in organic chemistry. I know a few things.

…once again, Ewwww!

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/waving a tricorder/

Ewwwww!

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What’s this? …By the prophets!!!

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// remember this?

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Very true

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Black Alert!

Shields up!

Bad Joke detected!

Q: you know what’s the hardest part about telling jokes about the French Revolution?
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A: The Execution.

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The Captain is on a short temporal vacay to the early 21st century in Las Vegas

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Even when he’s wrong, he’s right!
…And always wear your shoes on the plane!

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Dias not dios, my bad

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Absolutely!

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¡Buenos dios!

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/got yer nose!

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// The physics of F__ks

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// I feel your pain.

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batlh vIteqta’ | Klingon Doomgrass | A Star Trek Folk Metal Anthem (Original Song)
batlh vIteqta’ | Klingon Doomgrass | A Star Trek Folk Metal Anthem (Original Song) YouTube video by Lord OTT

Bluegrass is best appreciated in the original Klingon.

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If you see this, post a character from space.

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// I think this 2 week cease fire is the US backing out of this war completely.

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Кот и Пес - горе в семье
Кот и Пес - горе в семье YouTube video by Жендос

I never dreamed what Deanna had to put up with living with Riker. Teaching Spot to play the trombone🤣

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Jean Luc is grumpy today

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You are not useless, you are at wrong place #hardwork#hardworkpaysoff#selfgrowth#motivation#trending
You are not useless, you are at wrong place #hardwork#hardworkpaysoff#selfgrowth#motivation#trending YouTube video by Education Channel

/a Bajoran growing up on Earth.

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After some unexpected new starters showed up at the barre class in the other building mimicking
After some unexpected new starters showed up at the barre class in the other building mimicking YouTube video by PJ . Incredible Memes

//Wrong franchise but right.

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//. I couldn’t help
Myself. I had to add Barbie.

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Black alert!
Bad jokes ahead…

Q: What do you call a dessert that makes your back feel good

A: A Tira-masseuse

I’ll see myself out.

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Men, answer truthfully #men #wtf #taser #funny #comedy
Men, answer truthfully #men #wtf #taser #funny #comedy YouTube video by Refashioned Hippie

/Men are nuts

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