HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Cartoon by
Bob Englehart

I need a minor procedure done and my doctor gave me the choice between in office(longer recovery, more painful and worse results) vs in the OR(more expensive.) People being forced to make medical decisions based on insurance coverage is truly one of the worst things about America.

...meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate...

He is bankrupting our country, just like all his other ventures

The Dems so bad at marketing.

They simply have to emphasize that they don’t HAVE to rig elections, because they can compete in the marketplace of ideas.

If GOP ideas were great, they should be excited to make sure EVERYONE can vote for them.

To every single Republican who was angry & upset about Virginia and its redistricting vote yesterday, I have a simple question:

"Do you support a constitutional amendment banning gerrymandering by either party nationwide?"

If so, let's do it. If not, shut up.

AOC is all sensible Americans right now, Americans who have completely lost patience with the wildly incompetent, lying loons currently running things who undermine our sanity, wealth, and wellbeing.

LEFT: General Dan "Razin" Caine

RIGHT: Don "Failing Brain"

#USDemocracy

Trump math working it’s magic yet again:

Trump Rx: $200 for protonix

Costco: $16 for pantoprazole, the generic equivalent

We had more flooding in San Antonio TX this past week. Any guess how many of our flood sensors and alarms were not functioning properly?

🎯🎯

Morning friends. There are still those amongst us that need to wake up.

World is falling apart and I gotta make dinner

I know you have heard this for decades, but these upcoming midterm elections in November are truly the most important ones of anyone living in America on the right side of history...

Vote Blue Or We Are All Screwed!

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED, NEIL.......

Lot of people on the right crying about the Virginia redistricting vote.

We told you this would happen while you were celebrating the illegal off-cycle seat grab in Texas.

Stop playing stupid games if you don’t want to win stupid prizes.

And we are 😡
A 💙 Texan

California and Virginia actually let their voters have a say in redistricting! Did Texas let their voters have a say? Nope!

Does this mean they could be double primaried, by their own party and voters? I’m here for it!

Nailed it! 😡

AOC represents EVERY WOMAN in America right now who is sick and tired of misogyny & misinformation.

She represents us and the rage we feel.

And zero class.

@dennisgoris.bsky.social

That’s right, 🖕 the TX boot licking GOP who keeps running on “we will fix what’s wrong in TX“ while simultaneously being in control for the past 3 DECADES. FATWO!!!

Democrats did not want to do any mid-decade redistricting. It was Trump who started it in June 2025 with a phone call to Greg Abbott after more special election losses. Dems warned they’d respond. But Texas did it anyway - without the consent of the voters. Then Dems responded.