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Missing the vibes of the USA baseball team so I put a 4th of July sparkler in a hot dog and then wordlessly ate it while watching footage of the Army doing mortar shell target practice at Fort Bragg.

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

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time to find out once and for all whose side God is REALLY on

These commercials make me want to use AI even less. Which I didn’t know was possible.

30 Rock "What a week" meme: "What a year, huh?" "Lemon, it's January 3rd."

With Philadelphia’s win on Saturday, Dallas is eliminated from the NFL postseason.

The Cowboys have now missed the playoffs four of the last seven seasons.

in the pit

This entire weekend

This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana. Terry was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax". Immediately after, Terry killed his friend who had given him the marijuana in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not Even Once. Ad Council

remember, folks,

The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade

He is risen

Sabrina Carpenter with blonde hair dressed as Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman

I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette…
Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! 💫

A hanging banner spelling out “PLEASE LEAVE BY 8”

Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon

GAME OVER.

I just find everything feels a bit better when I watch this.

34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece

34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs.

A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which is about to get cut.

If Bezos can spend $50M on a wedding, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.

CCTV released by a museum in Verona, Italy, shows a tourist breaking a crystal-covered chair, which was inspired by Vincent Van Gogh's painting "Van Gogh's Chair." Palazzo Maffei told CNN the April incident was reported and the identities of those involved are not currently known. cnn.it/43YeJS8

Ben Affleck holding an iced coffee

Gearing up for “Ben Affleck Summer” where I wear way too many layers and let a giant iced coffee drag me around from shady spot to shady spot while I try not to cry

Chorionic villus sampling (CVS) through the abdominal wall during the first trimester. It was so painful I legitimately couldn’t believe that it was done without any sort of anesthesia, they literally strapped me to the table. “You’ll just feel a pinch”…yeah ok.

Pope Francis Dies Rather Than Spend Any More Time With JD Vance The Holy See Press Office announced that Pope Francis chose the calming embrace of death rather than experience any additional time spent on this Earthly plane of existence in the presence of United S...

Pope Francis Dies Rather Than Spend Any More Time With JD Vance

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Watch as a herd of elephants at the San Diego Zoo protect their calves, Mkhaya and Zuli, during a 5.2-magnitude earthquake that shook Southern California. The animals repeated the behavior during an aftershock, but went back to their daily routines when the situation seemed safe. nyti.ms/3Eo2uW8

We did the Oregon coast (Astoria and Cannon Beach) from Seattle and it was beyond beautiful and a very cool trip! It’s a 3ish hour drive.

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
theonion.com/tenth-c...

Next Prime Minister to be much less handsome, confirms Canada Canada has today confirmed their next prime minister won’t be nearly as handsome as the outgoing Justin Trudeau.

NEWS! Next Prime Minister to be much less handsome, confirms Canada

Healthcare workers:

February 2020 April 2020

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

who has two thumbs and is never posting on x again?

this God 👍😇👍